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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. BREAKING Nine cans of corn stacked nine cans high, make me want to dance, make me want to cry.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Breaking off hundos and taking names: that’s how we play the comedy game.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. BREAKING STEWS: French Stewart & Kristen Stewart revealed to be same person!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Breaking: the changes to Comedy Bang Bang mentioned in “Best of 4” will consist solely of holding Jason down and giving him a respectable haircut.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Breaking: The Cob Robber KOed the Turd Burglar early in the third round.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Breaking! Breaking! Thandie Newton gives thrilling handy to Wayne Newton!

    By DeepImpactChopra,
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  7. breast booby tit flopper cheast groovey shit stopper nest nudie wit plopper best smoothie hit topper

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Breast implants look best in plants.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  9. Breast milk is a "Girlie Drink."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. breast milk, ball milk, phlegmenade: brown'd the porner - cockolate's laid

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Breast-feeding? More like BEST feeding, am I right, moms?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Breastfeeding may be better for the baby but at least I can stare at formula with a vacant gaze and nobody calls 911

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Breath in cottonballs... Breath out cottonballs... COTTONBALLS! COTTONBALLS!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  14. Breathing, occasional blinking. If you experience either of these symptoms then there is a 100% chance that U GON DIE SON

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Breit barts, dim wits, can't lose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Brendan Fraser called, he wants his sweater back.

    By fredsolo,
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  17. Brendan Rodgers keeps pointing out that his sides are always stronger in the second half of the season than in the first.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Brevity is really important because when you’re being witty, it’s super preferable to not use too many words to do that and when you use too many words it’s less witty so that’s why it’s good to use brevity when being humorous. Furthermore -

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Brevity is the soul of

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Brevity is the soul of wit, but levity gives me perky tits.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Brevity is the soul of wit, cavity is the hole of slit

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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  22. Brevity, here meaning to speak succinctly, is the soul, which is to say the driving force of humor more specifically the subset of humor known as wit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Brewer's droop can't be cured by soup. But here's a cough drop that'll make you bop. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Brexit baby!

    By honlads,
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  25. Brexit me this, Brexit me that, Brexit me arse, it ran over my cat.

    By SideofMcG,
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