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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My big ol' titty is like a key to the city!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 156 views

  2. I can poop on command, but I cannot poop on demand. Somebody please tell me to poop.

    By QueOorahOorah,
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    • 142 views

  3. Sticks and stones may break my bones but joke’s on you I’m into that

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 174 views

  4. I don’t know who you are but I suppose I can drive you to the airport. You can stop pointing that gun at me now, please.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 168 views

  5. "What's an independent Claus?  Well it's not one of my fucking good nothing children!"  screamed an irate Santa Claus.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Don’t call me a simp because my bizkit is limp.

    By Boob Seger,
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  7. Banish these remonstrances!  You've violated our most basic principles!  This was meant to be place for only fans!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 150 views

  8. Fungible de lo expungeable

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Don’t Badmouth Ms. Goodhead.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. "Dan Marino 911" is great but i do prefer the American version "Dan Sailor Moon" better

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  11. You discussed me.  And you discussed how I disgust you.  You disgust me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 186 views

  12. I’ll never fall in love with you again

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Saturday Night Live is mostly on Sunday morning, March Madness is mostly in May, and Daylight Savings is mostly at night.

    By B.B.Beats,
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    • 126 views

  14. I’ll kill any man who farts at dinner

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. If George W. Bush had two birds in his hand, would Dick Cheney shoot him in the face?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 233 views

  16. As Satan sits in a satin chair, I show my snake and sin in his hair!

    By throatmeal_boy,
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    • 137 views

  17. If I tell a joke and you do not laugh, then I’ll take my saw and cut you in half

    By Miketok471,   
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    • 307 views

  18. Pain is just fear leaving the body..... wait, no, someone definitely just gut stabbed me with a knife

    By Kevllis,
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  19. I'll block your passage if you suez my canal.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 210 views

  20. New catchphrase

    By Thetiveiris,
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  21. I’d like to make a day of YOU, baby!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Some poop is green. Some poop is brown. My father died from a heart attack while viewing the Broadway musical “Motown.”

    By tubabooba,
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    • 181 views

  23. And the Scotty for Best Aukerman in a Leading Role goes to... Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  24. Steve Zahn only has one video game voice acting credit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack’s the sort of asshole who brags about jumping over a six inch candlestick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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