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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. I know it’s raining. Just piss, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 305 views

  2. Honk if you're horny, Weave if Sigourney!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 260 views

  3. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME

    By Kevllis,
    • 2 replies
    • 286 views

  4. Is that a mirror on my ceiling or am I just happy to see me?

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 306 views

  5. Nobody calls me the space cowboy even though I specifically asked some people to call me that.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 2 replies
    • 291 views

  6. Today we have Andy Samberg and his wife, Joanna Newsom. They are here to spread public awareness about a serious condition that has affected their family, known as advanced harp failure.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 212 views

  7. Nobody hates cancel culture more than paid subscription websites

    By Nickname's Expert,
    • 2 replies
    • 340 views

  8. Do no harm, take no shit, suck a clit and eat my dick.

    By aliceish,
    • 2 replies
    • 245 views

  9. The front door’s free, but the back door will cost you a fancy dinner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 263 views

  10. The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 433 views

  11. Make peace with a fish and she’ll grant you a wish

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 2 replies
    • 238 views

  12. Captain's Log: Medium firmness with visible corn kernels.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 2 replies
    • 271 views

  13. Hello neighbour, hello friend, come hither and hear about my grisly end.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 2 replies
    • 227 views

  14. You can't drop a C-bomb in polite company anymore or an H-bomb on an eastern country. It's political correctness gone mad. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 378 views

  15. The Sphincter’s Riddle: What goes in (the butt) four inches in the morning, two inches at noon, and three inches in the evening?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 2 replies
    • 239 views

  16. Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 248 views

  17. Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, I had a TurboGrafx but it wasn't worth a piss

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 237 views

  18. *Actually* Fran and Ken Stein were the names of a nice retired couple from upstate New York. "The Monster" is their adult son who lives in their basement and thinks he's a D.J.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 229 views

  19. Thanks to my peanut butter and beer diet, I achieved a dad bod before I hit puberty.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 205 views

  20. One. Two. Three. Four. Come on baby, sing it with me! Five. Six. Seven. Cancer.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 2 replies
    • 214 views

  21. RIP Uncle Robin, he's molesting cherubs in heaven now

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 2 replies
    • 215 views

  22. Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 2 replies
    • 305 views

  23. I had a dream Scott and I were neighbors but when I came over he got really pissed.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 282 views

  24. Dead heads got nothing on bread heads

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 2 replies
    • 201 views

  25. I have a moon in my boot

    By Facelist,
    • 2 replies
    • 236 views
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