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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Time to drop some jeans and flick some beans.

    By Gnomebauer,
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    • 128 views

  2. Wait, the government is providing stimulus for my package?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 168 views

  3. Congrats on your casual racism going pro, I guess.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 146 views

  4. It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd “maybe.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 173 views

  5. "What's Down, Cold Cat?"

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  6. The ninth Rule of Fight Club is, we don't talk about Lambada Fridays.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 257 views

  7. Life Hack: if you go to the supply store, you can trade 1 gram of paper for 5 pounds of it

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 173 views

  8. If you were a social pariah you'd be home by now.

    By Butt Barf,
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  9. Our jargon is ‘tropes’ and ‘canon’; We’re a bargain for dopes and stand-ins; Now I’m barkin’ in the slopes of the canyon for a companion who’ll grope my cannon.

    By Core... McMurphy,
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    • 248 views

  10. I just got a great deal on a pair of baby shoes, never even worn!

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 484 views

  11. Are you parsing out Allen Parsons Project to my person, Allen

    By LittleBoyFudge,
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    • 166 views

  12. Please don't cancel me

    By Local Cabal,
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    • 272 views

  13. Goodbye Norma Jean. Text me when you get home safe.

    By Boob Seger,
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  14. At the farm, banged a Jolly Rancher named "Randy". Coated in his juices, now I smell like sex and candy.

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  15. "Chicky-cherry-cola?" More like, "chicky-wicky-choke-on-deez-beef-acorns".

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  16. We're not butt buddies; we're barely assquaintances!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. I’ll give this catchphrase an “A” for affort

    By Kevllis,
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  18. Kick me, rub my face in dirt. That's what makes me squirt, squirt, squirt!

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  19. Guys, I’m not looking for a new catchphrase, this is just the bit I’m doing until I get “what’s up hotdog?” Back... Idiots

    By Kevllis,
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  20. Ma'am, forgive me if I've gotten melancholic, but I'm a goddamn rotten chocoholic.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 156 views

  21. You can buy all the vowels, but no spin of that wheel will fix your loose bowels.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 182 views

  22. every person in every laugh track in every sitcom is dead now.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 284 views

  23. as you all know the old saying, i don't.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 324 views

  24. opium is the opium of the masses. want some opium?

    By voichicoski,
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    • 220 views

  25. Used to be you could cry in a porn theater without being bothered.  Nowadays, it's all "Are you OK, Sir," "Do you need anything, Sir," "Sir, this is a WhirlyBall™ court."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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