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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Curiosity didn’t kill the cat—she got run over by a lawnmower.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Curiosity killed the cat and Nasa settled out of court.

    By HRUPPLETHUPPLE THE HRYTHUPIP,
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  3. Curiosity killed the cat napper, the dog dozer AND the snake snoozer. Curiosity MUST BE STOPPED!

    By Local Cabal,
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  4. Curiosity killed the cat napper, the dog dozer, AND the snake snoozer. Curiosity must be STOPPED!

    By Local Cabal,
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  5. Curiosity killed the cat so please stay the hell out of my sock drawer

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  6. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while Steven Wright was a suspect.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Curiosity killed the cat, but jock itch killed Captain Hook.

    By Hugh Jass,
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  8. Curiosity killed the cat, but my mom told me it's also why my dad takes so many trips with Gary from the gym.

    By BrojaminAJokester,
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  9. Curiosity Killed The Cat, that's why it fled to Mars

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  10. Curiosity killed the cat. My name's Curiosity, nice to meet you.

    By Art Barf,
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  11. Curious cat killed himself

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. Curls on girls? No thanks, I'm a straight man.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  13. Curly to bed, Curly to rise. Makes a Moe slappy, eye tappy and a wiseguy ehh?!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  14. Current reference plus fart joke equals welcome to comedy bang bang.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Curry favours and saute your neighbours

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Cursed with a calf girth larger than a full grown male hippo, garth found it hard to pull ladies at the bowling alley

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Cursing like sailors, laughing like brigands, Hoisting the mainsail up on the rigging! Well I guess that's why they search for doubloons

    By Philmccrackn,
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  18. curtail the cussin' and stop your fussin': watch me shoehorn this turnip then fuck my cousin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Customs took my Cubans but let me keep my pirated copy of Fatal Attraction. Glenn Close, but no cigars.

    By MattCameron,
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  20. Cut me in line to take my place and I'll cut off your nose and spit in your face

    By TheMoonsAJerk,   
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  21. Cut me some slack, Jack. I ain't no hootenannyin' jive turkey with a slap back snack shack.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  22. Cut me some slack, world. I got bills to pay and a mouth to feed. *My* mouth... if you have to be all particular about it.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  23. Cut my wife into pieces, this is a bad resort--the Overlook, that is

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  24. Cut the king cake but don’t eat the baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Cut the muzak, sleep with Joan Cusack. “What about Joan” is makin’ me groan.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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