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Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. did you hear about the cowboy who couldn't tell his his right shoe from his left? he died heel deep inside the pokemons ass.

    By blobofsoul,
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  2. Did you hear about the new app for larvae to find husbands? It's called GrubHub.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Did you hear Michael Rapaport's retort about the report on Rapaport's rapport with reporters?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Did you hear my song? Well?! Take me to Funky Town already!!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  5. Did you hear that Helen of Troy has a sore throat

    By RodgerDodgerMaGuy-ger,   
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  6. Did you hear that type two Sister Hazel jam on Rock the Boat? Sick.

    By Shampoofler,
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  7. Did you hear the one about the cyclops with two brown eyes?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Did you hear the one about the cyclops with two brown eyes? …One was his anus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Did you hear what Louis CK Asked Jeeves to do?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Did you just say “under-promise and over-deliver?!” Why, over da liver is where I was stabbed!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Did you know "My Neck, My Back" is actually about the war in Iraq?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Did you know "You're So Vain" is actually about Dave Coulier. It's a fact! And the vein in question? The main vein.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Did you know Aaron Spelling invented the alphabet after he realized he was the wizard the prophecy was talking about.

    By fredsolo,
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  14. Did you know Benjamin Button is the sequel to Oldboy?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Did you know Chuck E Cheese's middle name is "Entertainment"??

    By Skytalker,
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  16. Did you know it's called a murder of crows? Yup, when I killed all those birds they tell me I committed a murder of crows.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Did you know Oreos are VEGAN?

    By littlekatiefoofoo,
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  18. Did you know that deer are endothermic? Jesus I wish I hadn't got addicted to blood thinners in grade school. Or was it paint thinner? Either way, my "Heat Lamps for Deer" business is in trouble.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. Did you know that Earwolf is 7 letters Podcast is 7 letters and Network is 7 letters? No wonder E.W. Scripps invested!

    By guicemann,
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  20. Did you know that every culture in the world has a word for the taint except the Canadians.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Did you know that every year, a yearbook committee removes one student from a yearbook just for fun?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. did you know that horses just call it radish and they call regular radishes human radish.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  23. Did you know that if you drop Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke that you're an asshole?

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Did you know that Louie Armstrong was actually a nickname because he played the world’s heaviest trumpet and jerked off in front of people.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Did you know that many Americans are teased just for having funny names? Hello, I’m the president of EndNameShame, Dick P.P. Pissbalz.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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