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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't call it a come back...

    By Brad Lindert,
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    • 712 views

  2. Don't call it a comeback, it has feelings.

    By kzap,
    • 0 replies
    • 667 views

  3. Don't call it a comeback, those are just alopecia spots.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 353 views

  4. Don't call it a comeback! Because I don't want this cum on my back.

    By RSleezy,
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    • 274 views

  5. Don't call it a comeback! I've been here for at 25 minutes and it should take this long to toast a freaking Quiznos sub!

    By Desert Island Mixtapes,
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    • 151 views

  6. Don't call it a comeback. It's a hatchback. You really don't know cars, do you?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 341 views

  7. Don't call me a lazy boy!-For i am but a mere stool and a lady at that!

    By AnthonyHazard,
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    • 464 views

  8. Don't call me a virgin, call me pre-coital.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 311 views

  9. Don't call me Later to Dinner. That's Mr. Late to Dinner to you.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 182 views

  10. Don't call them midgets. Text them midgets. Them damn midgets never answer their phones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 405 views

  11. Don't clown me. I won't clown you. Don't clown Ming either. He's a cool dood.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 438 views

  12. Don't come at me with that nonsense! You gotta come FROM me with it.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 520 views

  13. Don't come round here Beatin your cheeks.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 285 views

  14. Don't confuse my intense eye contact for interest in your story. I'm just trying not to stare at your amazing cleavage.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 321 views

  15. Don't confuse the NASDAQ and Nadsat. You'll get a pain in the Gulliver

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 137 views

  16. Don't confuse your Listerine with your piss tureen unless you want to end up like Mr. Bean.

    By honkyray,
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    • 198 views

  17. Don't copy sloppy: trace ace

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 394 views

  18. Don't count all your chickens in one basket before they come home to roost.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 256 views

  19. Don't Count Dracula your chickens before they hatchet up some wood for the bonfire.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 363 views

  20. Don't count your chickens before they hatch you're really bad at math.

    By Andrew Paulsen,
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    • 237 views

  21. Don't count your chickens before they hatch, or you might get hungry seeing all those delicious chickens you've counted.

    By AuntFlovid19,
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    • 196 views

  22. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Don't count your chickens AFTER they hatch. Don't. Ever. Count. Your. Chickens. Oh and since we're...

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 2 replies
    • 614 views

  23. Don't count your chickens with a hatchet

    By Griffleberrypie,
    • 0 replies
    • 263 views

  24. Don't count your chickens. Just don't do it.

    By OrdianryCitizen,   
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    • 782 views

  25. Don't count your gift chickens in the mouth.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 698 views
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