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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A bird in the hand? More like a burden on my hands! I mean, what if the bird poops? No thanks!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Dress for the job you have, they probably already have a dress code, so just follow it. Contact Human Resources for more information.

    By stacyaerobics,
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  3. Hi guys! Now, when I say guys, I implicitly mean to include women too. So long as these women have penises.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. That boy's got aunts in his pants. And uncles, too

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Every Sunday morning it's the same thing: go to church, take communion, go home, shit out some Jesus bod and piss out some Jesus blood.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. Nipples are like assholes. We all have two.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. I'm an alternative architect, I can prove it inside. I'll build the eiffel tower out of me, your mom, Jekyll, then Hyde

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  8. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food burns up!

    By Schnickpot,
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  9. One great way to cut out the middle man is by baking your bread just a little longer so you get a loaf of toast!

    By Schnickpot,
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  10. In reality, the trip was kind of slow and predictable. We sort of just played the same music over and over again. If I’m being honest with myself, it’s probably the main reason I developed a debilitating drug habit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's up.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Excuse me, I've been shopping for a new pocket pussy but I was wondering if I could have your pizza pocket instead, it's making daddy feel all sorts of ways

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  13. I picked a pack of wild peckers playing in the park, but they said they'd only peg me if I came back after dark

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  14. Tacos are just burrito sliders.

    By The Real Fartcop,
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  15. Mary had a little lamb I suppose she’s no longer vegan

    By Friend of P,
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  16. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck got a little bit of help from some friends?

    By Friend of P,
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  17. A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush

    By adamgryphon,
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  18. If you’re refusing to slurp up curdled milk from shag carpeting, how do you expect to have the balls to lead a robot uprising, Evil Roomba?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. No, guys, I’m literally colorblind.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  20. Walruses have bones in their dicks./ Dogs have bones in their dicks./ Gorillas have bones in their dicks./ Humans don’t have bones in their dicks./ Science.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. For what I had done, they said I should be given a medal. But I turned my back, threw my dildo down in the dust...and walked away.

    By slowestjogger,
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  22. If you want to be my lover/ first you gotta eat my ass/ use a bib meant for lobster/ watch escaping gas!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Big brown bear, blue bull, beautiful baboon, blowing barnyard bill behind Barney’s before busting boatloads betwixt bountiful breasts

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  24. Loose ships auto tune lips. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. I'm so angry it's making me hungry. I'm aungry

    By SideofMcG,
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