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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t Hate Me ‘Cause My Taint’s Clean

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 232 views

  2. Don’t hate me because my pants fell down that one time at the tractor pull. Hate me because I looked great doing it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views

  3. Don’t hate the playa, hate the beach game.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 188 views

  4. Don’t judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes.

    By JaridD.Gorr,   
    • 4 replies
    • 802 views

  5. Don’t judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away so they can’t hear you, and you now have a new pair of shoes.

    By JaridD.Gorr,
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    • 447 views

  6. Don’t jump on my jamboree and I won’t poop in your potpourri.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 252 views

  7. Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, I found a lump on my hog!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 1 reply
    • 265 views

  8. Don’t kink shame the poultry. The choking chicken choking his chicken was just really into autoerotic asphyxiation.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 215 views

  9. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it—I left it unlocked for you ‘cause my dog always barks when someone raps on the door.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 257 views

  10. Don’t knock it till you try it; just get in that ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  11. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord installed your little bum bum.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 430 views

  12. Don’t let the door hit you where the good doctor split you, Siamese twins!

    By Church bus truck nuts,
    • 0 replies
    • 194 views

  13. Don’t listen to other podcasts that don’t deliver. More like ‘fraudcasts’, am I right?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 175 views

  14. Don’t look at me, I voted for Margaret Thatcher’s ghost

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 344 views

  15. Don’t look at me, officer. I stole this hotdog cart fair and square!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 223 views

  16. Don’t look at me, please stop looking at me

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  17. Don’t look now, I’m trying to sneak up on you.

    By Tobias Werp,
    • 0 replies
    • 159 views

  18. Don’t make a noise and just be still or Uncle Ronny the Rat Eating Turkey will kill.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 392 views

  19. Don’t make any big decisions till you put your undies on.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 240 views

  20. Don’t make it a big deal, but my butt accidentally got bit a bat between bathroom breaks.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 187 views

  21. Don’t make me horny, you wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 239 views

  22. Don’t make mountains out of molehills, unless you want to be worshiped like a god by the mole people.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  23. Don’t mind that pitter-patter; it’s just my bladder splatter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 259 views

  24. Don’t mind the dogs; the human daycare is just through those doors.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 201 views

  25. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining, pee on my face while we watch Purple Rain. RIPrince

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 384 views
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