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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t pick a fist fight passed midnight on whim mate.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  2. Don’t pick your neighbor’s flower but always poop before you shower

    By TheRealAndrewLloydWebber,
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    • 169 views

  3. Don’t piss down my back and tell me you’re not into shitting on my chest.

    By Oden’s Penii,
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    • 177 views

  4. Don’t piss in my Corn Flakes and tell me it’s yellow, piss-flavored milk.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining because I’ll be able to see you pissing on my boots, unless I’m not wearing them, but still—don’t.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining unless you’re a dog in which case the pissing is excusable because holy shit you’re a talking dog!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining—but an umbrella would be nice, you disgusting pig.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Don’t piss on my boots OR tell me it’s raining—the former is disgusting and the latter is obvious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  9. Don’t piss on my electric fence and tell me it’s a lightning storm.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining and don’t cum on my feet and tell me it’s snowing

    By The dumb cum chugger,
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  11. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining UNLESS we’re in Detroit. Then I can call these boots my “Detroit Pissed-ins.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining, unless of course it IS raining, and in that case, piss away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. I know it’s raining. Just piss, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 305 views

  14. Don’t poop on my four-way and tell me it’s Skyline Chili.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 280 views

  15. Don’t pro-Crest-inate – buy Crest Toothpaste today!

    By spaceball87,
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    • 709 views

  16. Don’t question the mystery fish, just picture shrimp on a pillow of grits, close your eyes, lick your lips

    By DjangoRechained,
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  17. Don’t quit your day job...unless you’re the president then for the love of God, please quit, Donald.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 249 views

  18. Don’t rehearse your time in a hearse, just always remember it could be worse.

    By BarryLeeSober,
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    • 438 views

  19. Don’t retire—kill your boss in a fire!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 280 views

  20. Don’t scratch on the 9-ball. Scratch my behind, Paul.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 229 views

  21. Don’t serve my Native American grandfather any duck liver, unless you want a Chocktaw Grandpa Foie Gras Faux Pas!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 318 views

  22. Don’t settle for just any no-name curtain lights, you deserve the best, you deserve Overture Curtain Lights. Now, on with the show!

    By RichieMillennium,
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    • 248 views

  23. Don’t sit there and pretend like you haven’t been fucking these robots, Howie.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 219 views

  24. Don’t sit there and talk to me about responsibility. Your podium is up here, Professor. Now let’s get this ethics symposium keynote address started!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  25. Don’t sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 205 views
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