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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One for the money, Two for the show, Three Men and a Baby starring Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson

    By Zachary Braffary,
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  2. Sponsored by the porn movie Up Your Butt With A Coconut II: Colon.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I can't see the forest for the trees. Also I jammed pine needles into my pupils and rubbed poison ivy on my eyeballs.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I got stoned but I'm not a stoner.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  5. I may not be the most crowd-pleasing monkey in the zoo, but I can pick off your lice and, yeah, I will eat them.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Too much junk in the trunk? Trash and old bags on the seats and floor? Hoarder car!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. I just can't wrap my head around that, and it's not easy to wrap my vagina around it, either.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. you make my gonads go nuts!

    By voichicoski,
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  9. Jingle bells, Batman smells, probably because his bat-suit is stored in a cave full of bat shit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Flick my balls with boughs of holly, ooo la la la la, la la la la

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Is it too early to put my tree up… your mom’s butt?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. The steamboat went to Hello operator?! I hardly know her!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  13. What am I, chopped liver? Where am I, a prostitute’s body in Victorian England?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  14. The female version of Matt is Mattress

    By allenpwilliams,
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  15. There’s Donald Duck and there’s Daffy Duck but where is Dicky Duck? The answer coming to you in the next segment but first let’s watch dogs driving monster trucks

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. As a man wearing a chicken costume, I must declare I need you inside my heart

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  17. If we don’t put razors in the apples, how else are trick-or-treaters going to cut all this cocaine?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. I was going to touch him with my hot feet to warm him up but I got cold feet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Baby, you're like the funk on a chunk of a road-killed skunk.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. There's a snake in my boot! And his name is Charles and you cannot meet him because he's tired.

    By LesterPipps,
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  21. I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, however, I am, like, the crushiest pair of crab crackers in there.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. The world runs on Dunkin'. In your mom's mouth. Especially the homeless man world.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Scott's pro-tip for podcasters: always mute your mic when you flush.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Well, I gotta hand it to ya, because you can't reach that high shelf and that's what tall freaks like me are for. 

    By PatSplat,
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  25. The moment Snuffy trampled the giant yellow bird god to death, all the other Snuffleupagi knew their herd mating ritual had begun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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