Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Once I insert my haunted catheter, I'll have a spooky hollow weenie

    By honkyray,
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  2. He’s gone under the boat / And submitted his vote: / You’re gonna need a bigger ballot.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views

  3. Sorry, mom. I can't talk right now. Matlock is coming on and I'm in the middle of having sex with my wife. Yes, we're doing it doggy style. Bye, mom.

    By pukebreath,
    • 0 replies
    • 246 views

  4. Your sarcastic words are plastic, please grasp it from my basket. I won't carry this shit, no matter how fantastic.

    By LordBabyHat,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  5. Swerve in all swank cause my stature surely startles. A klepto and a klank with fractured metatarsals.

    By LordBabyHat,
    • 0 replies
    • 214 views

  6. EAT your GARBANZO, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
    • 0 replies
    • 211 views

  7. I hope people don't mistake my dick for the front door again—Knock on wood

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  8. If Beeps and Boops were Pees and Poops, then I need to return my Roomba

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
    • 0 replies
    • 269 views

  9. Don't take it personally—Rather have a professional take a photo of your fat ugly face

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  10. Podcasts are like assholes—you’ve got to relax the sphincter before the fun can begin

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 207 views

  11. Somewhere Fourvel’s stabby, and somewhere Reggie raps—but there is no Hey in Nongville, for Scott’s in Jason’s lap

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views

  12. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times—once I’ve told you 999 times, I’m only going to tell you one more time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views

  13. I’m just mad about butt stuff. Butt stuff’s mad about me.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
    • 0 replies
    • 226 views

  14. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a buck for a suck makes the whole world interested in legalizing prostitution

    By honkyray,
    • 0 replies
    • 247 views

  15. I started dating my plumber after he slid into my BMs.

    By CiabattaStevens,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  16. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime, teach a man to fish around in your underwear and he might jack you off.

    By pukebreath,
    • 0 replies
    • 272 views

  17. Gimme your Yu-Gi-Oh cards and I'll let you wear my clothes. That's the deal bucko take it or leave it!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  18. Beef. Beef! Beef?! Why is this room so full of beef?

    By JusticeDaKraken,
    • 0 replies
    • 248 views

  19. My mixtape is fire and so are your tits, lets listen in my car and tickle our bits

    By JusticeDaKraken,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  20. If I manage to catch a squirrel, considering the level of difficulty, should be fair game to dry hump it, right?

    By Swordshopper Random,
    • 0 replies
    • 198 views

  21. We came, we saw, but not in that order

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 0 replies
    • 241 views

  22. That's one small schlep for man, and you can get it yourself next time

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  23. They Say Johnny Appleseed Always Cut Holes In Them First

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 0 replies
    • 232 views

  24. I would never betray my Fannie Mae, but check out the back on Freddie Mac!

    By AaronOnTheSorkinSide,
    • 0 replies
    • 205 views

  25. Not the mama! not the mama! said Maury.

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 273 views
×