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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ain’t nothin’ like crammin’ some Texas toast up the ol’ keister hole till the missus arrives.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  2. It’s Ben, a wheel.

    By Worshipkorea,
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  3. Murder Sleep with the all-new Coffee Knife! It cuts the throat of rest, and disembowels slumber. Coffee Knife - delicious and deadly!

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Wee Willy Winkie runs through the town, upstairs, downstairs, in an assless hospital gown.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  5. Sleep no more! This screaming baby does murder sleep.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  6. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. But who wants flies? Gimme that acetic acid baby!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. In the Upsidedown if you turn your frown upsidedown you're actually frowning because you're already upsidedown so it was a smile. NO DON'T WALK AWAY I'M NOT FINISHED!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Slim Slow Slider. Jim Blows Gliders.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Guess WHO's coming to dinner. Where we're going to seat an entire Health Organisation I have no idea.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Here I sit so broken-hearted: tried to fart and I shit my pants.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  11. You know what they say - everything is shit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. I got pubic lice at Joe’s Crab Shack.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  13. Just to be clear: Pus Geyser has always been the name of my dick.  That thing geysering pus just happens to be on my dick, but it's completely unrelated to how my dick got its name.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  14. I always try to lift with my neck and my back rather than my pussy and my crack

    By Egregious Philbin,
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  15. strong/ HOT MATCHA! /strong

    By Penguineth Paltro,
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  16. Tooty Toot Butt Train was my best friend until Rudolph ate him. Happy Halloween!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  17. It'd be nice if my dick stopped zoom-bombing chats with my priest.  Wait, that's not my dick!  And, that's not my priest!  Mom, you silly goose!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  18. Both are true: 1. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore were part of the greatest rodent rock band of all time.  2. The manager/producer of Alvin and the Chipmunks drowned many, many chipmunks in a bucket when their voices "aged out" of the act.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  19. If I asked people what they wanted, they would've said faster horses, but if I asked horses what they wanted, they would've said Blade 2 on Blu-Ray.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  20. If I asked people what they wanted, they would've said faster horses, but if I asked horses what they wanted, they would've said faster people.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  21. Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me thrice with pubic lice

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  22. Do me fast, do me hard, do me like Jean Luc Picard

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  23. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by your mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Breaking news: Comedy Bang Bang has been cancelled and will be replaced by a reading of “The Obtuse Lamentations of Hieronymus VonBoobstache: An Autobiography of Hieronymus VonBoobstach”, by Hieronymus VonBoobstache.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Knick knack paddywack I dropped a nickel down your crack

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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