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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let's check the stock market...mmm...bully

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 180 views

  2. *Yawn* Boring catchphrase by a boring user

    By MayorOfBoringTown,
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    • 182 views

  3. hoobah woobah tony shalhoubah, hoobah woobah tony shalhoubah

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 175 views

  4. Hello Operator, give me number 9. I’ve got a strong addiction to tummy tickling swine.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 229 views

  5. Used adult diaper: $47. Tinkled-in unders: $74. Soiled sanitary napkin: $38. Finally having a pen pal: Priceless. There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.™️

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 221 views

  6. Major Butt Crack, reporting for doody

    By Commander Osteego,
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    • 176 views

  7. You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 3 replies
    • 405 views

  8. Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 2 replies
    • 386 views

  9. Ground-Control to Major Tom; your wife's a whore, and so's your mom.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 4 replies
    • 504 views

  10. Hey there mister, here's a tongue twister; two salty sailors had their way with your sister!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 5 replies
    • 644 views

  11. The penis, mightier than the sword. The penis, stuck inside a gourd.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 3 replies
    • 431 views

  12. Thunder only happens when it’s raining. I can only poop when I am straining.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
    • 0 replies
    • 268 views

  13. Hands up, don’t shoot. That’s the way we like to fuck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 210 views

  14. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Those are the names of my testicles.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 203 views

  15. Regrets—I’ve had a few. The most recent being choosing to read this catchphrase submission.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 190 views

  16. A hot log a day keeps the Balrog away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  17. Catchphrase pro tip: “Nantucket” rhymes with “suck it” and “fuck it”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 196 views

  18. Throw that stupid baby out, anywhere, into the street is fine, I really could care less. But don’t you dare spill a drop of my precious bath water.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 301 views

  19. I’m rubber, you’re glue. You’ve always loved horses because they’ll be made into you.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 282 views

  20. How do you like them apples, specifically, how do you like them in comparison with them oranges?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 327 views

  21. Pfffft, that’s not turkey jerky! It’s just another old woman’s neck!

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 280 views

  22. Here Comes ol Jim Jam Jim John. Always got his Jim Jams on.

    By JimJamJimJohn,
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    • 190 views

  23. I ain't no devil worshipper, but I sure can identify with The Noid.

    By Hotpocketsintheocean,
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    • 191 views

  24. May I have the definition? May I have the etymology? May I have a new pair of grundies, I’ve soiled myself.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 199 views

  25. I wish I may, I wish I might, oh god daddy’s going to kill me if I pee the bed tonight.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 258 views
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