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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hello, world— I took a computer programming class, and all I got was this lousy two-word sentence.

    By SomeFX,
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  2. When I signed up for pee wee football it was my understanding that Paul Reubens would be coaching.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  3. If you ain’t got time to take a fast train, you certainly don’t have time for this one, Mr. Thompson. This is a children’s ride.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  4. My name is Jayman. I can't create, man. So I just rehash old bits and take big shits on the people who try every day, man.

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  5. No one cares about your year old catchphrase you keep dragging up over and over again

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  6. Are you a postmodern interior design student or are you just happy to see me

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  7. Sucky sucky for Yucky Chucky the Lucky Ducky.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  8. I know, I know, I know... I shouldn't have worn bubblegum pants to a gum-chewing party.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 288 views

  9. They say life is what you make, so let's make it a turkey club, with plenty of pickles. Light on the mayo.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 416 views

  10. To err is human, which is why I bought this robo-horse.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 419 views

  11. I'm back, but not in black. My wife only buys me shirts in earth tones.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 338 views

  12. Life is full of possibilities. I'll sit with my bag of potato chips and wait for them to happen.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 373 views

  14. If my interpretation is correct, Einstein meant that Time is my cousin and Space is my nephew.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 314 views

  15. If you drink my milkshake, there will be blood

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  16. RECTUM??? IT DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!!

    By andrewwatson,
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    • 360 views

  17. I'm the big wig at this shindig

    By Thomasthecreator,
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  18. If you're sexy and you know it, clap dat ass

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  19. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Aiello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Keep your pants on, ladies of France. We can see everything through that hole in the wall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I like less than half of you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I like to watch Space Forts and imagine me and Ben Schwartz are escorts with face warts, baking spice tortes in our tight jorts while doing ​​​​​​​fat snorts of space quartz

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  23. Scream and shout at the grout because I have gout and those tile-layers were very sloppy.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  24. Are you taco to me, or is it just Taco Tuesday?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 239 views

  25. I tried to adopt a beer kid from Australia but I think something got lost in translation.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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