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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In Soviet Russia, hot log drops you

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  2. Little known historical fact: toilet paper was invented by the Romans during the short and odiferous reign of Augustus Hottica Loggius

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 198 views

  3. I’ll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam hot log and spam

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 195 views

  4. Halt! said the knife wielding warrior princess as I slowly unzipped my zipper. I guess I figured out what my new fetish is.... Fear porn!

    By kurtiburtalert,
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  5. Maple, spruce, but not a cat, screwing trees is where I’m at.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  6. Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown, two hand session straight to pound town

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  7. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. Paula Cole still wants to know, Where have all the cowboys gone?

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 224 views

  11. Mama told me that bumping your old catchphrases is for punks and sissies, but I told that bitch to go fuck herself

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  12. Today is a great day to spend with someone you care about, but you chose to spend it with me.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. I only have one heart to give... I sold the rest to some dude named Freddy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 317 views

  14. That’s MISTER two-incher to you, lady.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  15. This trombone may be named Rusty but don’t you dare rim him without his consent.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 227 views

  16. Everybody poops, but that doesn’t mean you have to smell like it, Uncle Carl.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 219 views

  17. Catchphrase

    By Jstizzjizz,
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  18. Donald Trump was the best improviser this great country of ours has ever seen. Hands down. Way down. And by my sides.

    By jeremy wayne,
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  19. I’m not saying you’re a mustache, but you are very hairy, and you’re covering my lips

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  20. catchphrase

    By kurtiburtalert,
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  21. Mee-ow! The pussymobile has crashed into the orphanage and there are no survivors.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 207 views

  22. I can’t read so if this makes sense that’s a miracle. You should believe in God now.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 200 views

  23. I have been very patient so I think it’s finally time for McDonalds to do what it promised me and a million others. Give Grimace a slow and violent death.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 201 views

  24. This is the way the sex ends: not with a bang, but with a skeet-skeet.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  25. A stitch in time saves you from buying a new one; it seems like nobody can repair their own time these days

    By Jellyfang,
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