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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Turn that clown upside down. Shake his pockets. Motherfucker owes me three hundred dollars.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. A wise man once said, ‘the greatest wealth is to live content with little.’ A wise guy once said, ‘gabagool.’

    By The Monsanto Company,
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    • 170 views

  3. Four Weedings and a Funnel Cake.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 202 views

  4. Girls just wanna have funerals.

    By charles_chickens,
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    • 133 views

  5. My new textbook has that old textbook smell

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  6. The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let the dead things go. Now, let’s rake up those dead things into a pile and jump on ‘em for fun!

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 233 views

  7. Imagine a world where humans lay eggs...thanks for attending this imagination seminar.

    By maple stirrup,
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  8. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie and now I've got red sauce on my retina

    By A Plate of Grapes,
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  9. Hold me close or hold me gently, just please get your fingers out of my mouth.

    By Smooth Karl and the Round Bits,
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    • 146 views

  10. Mittens on kittens and puppies in booties, please don’t come a knockin’ when I’m watching Cuties

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  11. Never judge a book by it's cover, unless there's a bunch of old naked guys on it messin' around with pomegranites.

    By Freckzandrespecktz,
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    • 172 views

  12. This is your one way ticket to the con-tent-tent-party in your pants, and by that I mean we monchin' on that funny-bone Son! 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  13. Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Unless you have lobotomies on tap?

    By Kenny Sackville-Loggins,
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  14. Turd heeled and fulla' spring sauce, we're comin' atcha super HOT!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 216 views

  15. Hot log? Bad dog!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I’ll have the hot log loaf and a mug of creamed corn to go.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 192 views

  17. More like Captain’s HOT log.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 198 views

  18. I beat the eggs, I beat my meat, then throw it all beneath my sheets.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  19. I don't care what hot dog is up to anymore.

    By dollopuss,
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  20. If I’m elected, I will stack the Supreme Court - with supreme courtesans! Let’s get this party started, America!!!

    By Olive_Duster,
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  21. There’s multiple pubic hairs in this broccoli!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  22. Keep the bidet, Mr Fancypants. I got a half-trained hermit crab who hasn’t eaten in days.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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    • 268 views

  23. My kink is kinkshaming, so tell me your deepest desire

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  24. Watts Zapp, Haute Dawg

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  25. Don’t call me tardy, or late to the party, Just bend me over and I’ll do a little farty

    By HaydenHaydenHaydenHaydenHayden,
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