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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What’s up, Hot Log?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views

  2. Every day is Halloween when your vasectomy guy uses an apple corer

    By honkyray,
    • 0 replies
    • 193 views

  3. Nobody ever asks WHY-bastank

    By honkyray,
    • 3 replies
    • 307 views

  4. A baby dressed like a ghost is a booby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 188 views

  5. I need a girl who's a shark in the streets and I have no other parameters.

    By Fiendish Dr. Wu Tang,
    • 1 reply
    • 251 views

  6. Extra! Extra! RIval newspaper fires copy editor after failing to spot superfluous “extra” in bungled headline!

    By Olive_Duster,
    • 0 replies
    • 248 views

  7. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bush in hand is priceless

    By Entirely Wholesome Content,
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views

  8. The other day, I bought a thing of "rain-scented" dish soap because I thought it would be nice if all of my glasses and plates smelled like wet dirt.

    By Olive_Duster,
    • 0 replies
    • 232 views

  9. My physician always complains that he can’t get anyone to rent the condo he owns. If you ask me, he’s a real “doctor without boarders.”

    By Olive_Duster,
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views

  10. Eating fruit leather is a lot like having sex. When it’s good, it’s great and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. Plus, both involve massive amounts of fruit leather.

    By Olive_Duster,
    • 0 replies
    • 231 views

  11. I don’t know why I used to worry that my penis was too small. In my personal experience, women are fine with a small penis. It’s the constant sobbing they can’t stand.

    By Olive_Duster,
    • 0 replies
    • 221 views

  12. How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman book high-profile guests on his podcast?

    By Olive_Duster,
    • 0 replies
    • 246 views

  13. Let's go ahead and squat, cough, and pinch one off.

    By Adrenochrome Stallone,
    • 0 replies
    • 197 views

  14. Dub a rub rub, who waxed my jug?

    By Slick_Rikyu,
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  15. A-tisket a-tasket, my spleen just blew a gasket.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
    • 0 replies
    • 242 views

  16. Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch, while backpack flapjack babies meet me out back we're gonna boogie

    By Emcee Stanky,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  17. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush.

    By Emcee Stanky,
    • 0 replies
    • 163 views

  18. Pump and dump but I ain't no chump, gimme dat CBB baby bump!

    By Emcee Stanky,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  19. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Give Me Your Number So I Can Send Nudes

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
    • 0 replies
    • 271 views

  20. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 240 views

  21. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 194 views

  22. I think, therefore I spam.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 241 views

  23. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 198 views

  24. Milk, milk, lemonade; that's the recipe for my new favourite mocktail.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 191 views

  25. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 198 views
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