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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Baby, you know I’d be up in them guts if I weren’t social distancing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 221 views

  2. One log two log red log hot log.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 200 views

  3. A hot log in the fog ruined my jog in Prague.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 211 views

  4. A hot log in the hand is worth two in the tush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 201 views

  5. Comedian, 'come' thyself.

    By unedited,
    • 0 replies
    • 188 views

  6. If it’s two in the pink and one in the stink, then how much ink when the sphinx’s sphincter blinks?

    By ManTisToboggan,
    • 0 replies
    • 259 views

  7. Oh, Baby, you’ve either got a hyperfine transition frequency in that ass or I’m studying for my atomic physics midterm.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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    • 412 views

  8. My teeth are made of Chiclets. My lips, Juicy Fruit. My tongue’s Fralinger’s taffy. Soon I’ll be mute. #productplayshmmmmm

    By D.U.G. toots,
    • 0 replies
    • 431 views

  9. Jesus in the Mornin, Jesus in the Evening, Jesus at Supper Time. When Jesus is on a bagel, you can eat Jesus at anytime!

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  10. In space, no one can hear you cream. But you'll still have some explaining to do when you try to wash your suit!

    By Side Effects May Include,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  11. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. But enough about what they called me in college, how are you?

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
    • 0 replies
    • 187 views

  12. Some people say I'm the life of the party, others point out I pissed on the dog.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
    • 0 replies
    • 244 views

  13. I saw mommy kissing Santa Monica, but you don't hear me bragging about it. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  14. Why now, hot log?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 214 views

  15. Hot log is the new hey nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  16. You don’t have to poop-scoop your dog’s doops; just keep that shit out of my chicken coop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views

  17. This rock candy could use a little less rock and a little more candy, because I’m just eating gravel.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 214 views

  18. They’re fueling their missiles, but we do have time to fuck around.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  19. Is that cum coming out of your nose?... No, it's not!

    By DefCon2,
    • 0 replies
    • 148 views

  20. use offer code “qualified immunity” for your free trial

    By Madoff Shitler,
    • 0 replies
    • 154 views

  21. a pickle well earned is a pickle well spent and a pickle up your butt is a pickle twiced ferment

    By Madoff Shitler,
    • 0 replies
    • 132 views

  22. “know her? I hardly banged her” thank you, Mr. Charney. no further questions your honor

    By Madoff Shitler,
    • 0 replies
    • 128 views

  23. you call it love, I call it skull fucking mr peanut

    By Madoff Shitler,
    • 0 replies
    • 140 views

  24. roses are red, violets are blue, your engagement ring should cost at least 3 months of government stimulus

    By Madoff Shitler,
    • 0 replies
    • 125 views

  25. You voted online and it has been decided. Ben and Jerry will never speak to each other ever again. I hope you are happy.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 204 views
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