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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 201 views

  2. Haters gonna hate, gators gonna gait, Channing Tatum's gonna Channing Tate

    By Nicewanger,
    • 0 replies
    • 149 views

  3. I think, therefore I spam.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 235 views

  4. The fremen of Arrakis say “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my worms” because the were the original spice melange girls

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 237 views

  5. Peepers Creepers, where’d you get those Jeepers?

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 231 views

  6. In 2020 America, we’re all going viral!

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 231 views

  7. Eat fat short stacks, cut er with some butter and I may nutter. I love pancakes.

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 223 views

  8. Air Force Blue, Army Green, outside Scott’s window no camo kept me from being seen.

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 218 views

  9. Ghosts in my toilet? Talk about a spooky dookie!

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 221 views

  10. Don't u come in here with your talking head talking 2 my talking head about who's talking head 2 talk talking head 2, Cruz my talking head will talk the fucking ears off your talking head so fast it'll make your talking head spin!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
    • 1 reply
    • 265 views

  11. I like big butts and i cannot lie, my associate likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask 3 questions

    By Burgerman2772,
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    • 210 views

  12. A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but dat ass is a boy’s best friend.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 217 views

  13. I said, “Harder, Daddy,” and Daddy replied, “Harder? I hardly knew ‘er!”

    By JustSomeGuy,
    • 0 replies
    • 252 views

  14. Nature, much like my parent's dog, abhors a vacuum.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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    • 330 views

  15. What do your mom and my shoelaces have in common? They both like to be tied up and fucked in the ass.

    By Gorilla Tits,
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    • 155 views

  16. I only eat sensitive toothpaste and now none of my bones give a shit.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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    • 437 views

  17. “Fine Young Cannibals - Tonight only!” I’m sorry, that’s “Fine, young cannibals. Toe night, only!”

    By Dunky Fumps,
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    • 314 views

  18. What rolls down stairs, is covered with hair, squeezed out by your neighbor’s dog? What’s yuck for a snack, slides right down your back? It’s new Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 2 replies
    • 264 views

  19. Here we are in the studio where bad ideas become paywalled spin-off podcasts

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
    • 1 reply
    • 252 views

  20. A half eaten orange is just meals on peels

    By BreezyBeefyButthole,
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    • 155 views

  21. Real eyes realize real lies, yadda yadda, trump dies?

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
    • 0 replies
    • 229 views

  22. As they said in Yeast Germany, Glutentag

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
    • 1 reply
    • 330 views

  23. Leave the mask on but let them titties out

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views

  24. Spooky days hath September, April, June, and November. But the spookiest has 31, looking at you October.

    By Flynn2win,
    • 0 replies
    • 178 views

  25. Devon Sawa? Eye-chi-wawa! Devon Aoki? Okie-dokie!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 2 replies
    • 418 views
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