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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dunston can check in any time he likes, but HE CAN NEVER LEAVE. . 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  2. Ross, and Rachel, and Chandler, and Monica, and Joey, and Phoebe. A name for each of my toes.

    By SanHolo,
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  3. You could teach Billy Ray Cyrus to detect Coronavirus, but I just don't think he'd understand. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  4. Watch me whip, whip. Watch my anus wink.

    By honkyray,
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  5. The Beatles were wrong, Sergeant Pepper's the walrus, and he's staging a military coup-coup-ca-choo

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  6. Jesus loves me, this I know. Or he wouldn't have made me give him that handjo.

    By honkyray,
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  7. Sally sells ketamine by the sea shore

    By CandleDick,
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  8. How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

    By CandleDick,
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  9. Unkar Plutt fucked my butt, and only gave me a quarter portion

    By CandleDick,
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  10. The Teens for Christ Cheesecake-on-a-Stick stand has the world's oldest lady teens

    By honkyray,
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  11. I absolutely hate bigotry, but I love to watch it walk away...

    By honkyray,
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  12. Did you ever make a birdfeeder by spreading peanut butter on a pinecone and letting a dog make it cum?

    By honkyray,
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  13. It's that spooky time of year where the Nutsless Horseman rides around Sleepy Hollow with a pumpkin on his lap, fucking it anyways.

    By honkyray,
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  14. This wine bitch is a gutterslut for chocolate bukkake.

    By honkyray,
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  15. Come sail away, come sail away. Wait a minute I thought my cum had an outboard.

    By honkyray,
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  16. Clam jam on the clam tram got me like damn.

    By honkyray,
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  17. You can wish in one hand and shit in the other...but I bet you wish you didn't shit in your hand.

    By honkyray,
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  18. The testes test made Messi a little testy, while testing his testes after the test made him a little messy.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  19. America's real-life 'Citizen Kane,' William Randolph Hearst, called his dick Rosebud.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  20. (*In Don Pardo voice*) Live, from your radio, it's brief diversion from the horror that is all of our lives

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  21. If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em off

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  22. You say tomato, I say red ball of shit

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  23. Shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you, gently, then tie a bandana around your head Jacob-Marley-style, because I know how much you hate to drool in your sleep, Mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. The vagabond didn't get the job in the Nike store because beggars can't be shoesers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Dan "The Man with Two Cocks" Jocks for Kentucky State Senate. Only you can Trust a Man with Two Cocks. Vote Dan Jocks.

    By Scam Elliot,
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