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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Grass, grass, or grass; no one rides this horse for free.

    By Grannys_Chamber_Pot,
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    • 144 views

  2. Attention BangBus passengers: due to ongoing roadwork, the BangBus is experiencing delays of approximately fifteen minutes

    By Grannys_Chamber_Pot,
    • 0 replies
    • 138 views

  3. Pee's and poop's are numbered because we're supposed to be keeping lifelong score.

    By Website,
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    • 156 views

  4. Pants were meant to be dropped. If they weren’t, my Glue Pants idea wouldn’t have bombed so hard.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  5. Welcome to Comedy Bunghole, my name is Flat Asserman.

    By theHollywoodHorses,
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    • 364 views

  6. Brother, don’t bother with this, that, or the other. I’d rather weather Ethyl’s ether than bum a butt from paltry Peter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 206 views

  7. I’m late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 4 replies
    • 338 views

  8. Scott’s hot bratwurst is a real thot-thirst.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  9. Rubber baby buggy bumpers, makes my dick go thumpy thumpers

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 326 views

  10. Everyone told me that a flashlight is the best light... But I can't see shit with this thing

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 333 views

  11. Ass, Grass Or Sea Glass. Nobody rides Jimmy Buffett for free.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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    • 215 views

  12. TOOOO Sit in Solemn Silence on a Big Black Cock...

    By FartMaster420,
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    • 192 views

  13. Give me your meat boys and fill my holes, I want to get lost in your cock and balls

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 239 views

  14. One beat to hedge and the furtive birdies scatter. On street by ledge, hear the myriad raindrops splatter. One meat, two veg’, and a sack to hold the latter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  15. Milk, milk, lemonade; that's the recipe for my new favourite mocktail.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 202 views

  16. What’s the thing we always do that’s fun for you and me? I-N-T… E-R-C… O-U-R-S-E!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  17. I'll heckle your schmechel for a shekel

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 324 views

  18. A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink

    By Skeletor Roosevelt,
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    • 203 views

  19. "It could be tomorrow, or ten thousand years," said the fading White Dwarf to a group of his peers.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 244 views

  20. Absence makes the log grow hotter

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 221 views

  21. Roses are red, hot log is brown; I see by your frown that you’re not down to clown

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  22. If you give that frog enough grog, he’ll flog your hot log

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 196 views

  23. Don't forget to flambée your ham-bakes!

    By EatCookiesLoveYou,
    • 0 replies
    • 288 views

  24. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  25. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 210 views
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