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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The only thing we have to fear is my son’s best friend wrecking my ass at the town’s breakdancing competition since that means my wife gets full custody and I’ll never see my son again.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. My grandpa’s brain will not fit in my head since my brain is already there. There’s no room. Sorry, you gotta die gramps.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  3. Wakey wakey eggs and bakey, let's go down to the old saw mill and smash glass bottles.

    By pukebreath,
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  4. I browse, you browse, we all browse with eyebrows.

    By ButterBallDink,
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  5. Peanut butter and jelly don't go together, your tongue is just humoring your laziness.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  6. If there's one thing that puts me off having sex, destroy it immediately and unleash my doomsday fuck machine. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  7. I never take pills except with Bear Grylls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. What?! That's no argument you hatch! That's stir fry!

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  9. I never lie about poop…except when I sleep in the barn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. But on the diarrhea thing you have to believe me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Dear diary, uh… Wait! That’s not what I meant! I don’t have diarrhea! I swear!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  13. The world may remember him as Richard Pryor, but to me he’ll always be Dick Previous.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. I feel the need... the need for Speedy Gonzales!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  15. A fool and his money are soon part of this complete breakfast.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  16. If Mike had a nickel for every time he heard that, he'd be Mike Nichols.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  17. A dollop will do ya, but a mouth full will require cash up front

    By cianumis,
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  18. Is that a nun in your pocket, or are you just fucking a penguin?

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  19. If I had known it was going to be this kind of Graveyard Smash, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Let me not to the marriage of deez nuts and your chin admit impediments.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. In the beginning was the word, and the word was with the bird, and the bird was the word.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Raise your hands if you like pizza. Oh, yeah, that's the way. I like armpits.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  23. Rectum damn near killed him: colon cancer is no joke. Get examined regularly.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Now take off those panties and bend at the knees.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  25. Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, that shit is pretty tight.

    By Meredith Baxter Birney Sanders,
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