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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get your head on straight and your body on gay. Limbs swing both ways.

    By SegaShines,
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  2. If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing unless it's mooing in which case I prefer it medium rare

    By an adorable bunny,
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  3. I wish I may, I wish I might, inside weirdest Kulap, put my peen tonight <3

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  4. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek. Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. Penne for your thoughts. Ravioli for your emotions. Spaghetti for your libido. This joke has run out of steam quickly. Mama Mia!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. When you're an eighteen year old Leonardo DiCaprio and you gotta take a massive wet Craprio, The Basketball Dihareas.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Oh cool, so this is how you submit a new catchphrase. Wow there are a lot

    By Hey That's A Nice Font,
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  10. My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack, and of course doctor, if the fungus spreads to any other areas, I’ll contact you immediately.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. I got ghost in my house but they won’t boo. Spirits in my house but they won’t shoo. But this apparition is straight up tossing my salad!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  12. When the moon hits the earth like a big pizza pie, that’s Melancholia.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Some lady peddled discarded mollusk carapaces in the littoral zone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. In the land of the blind, everyone has a goddamn podcast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I have a big wig for the shindig. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to "an adorable bunny" for that catchphrase submission. I'm Scott Aukerman and GUESS WHAT BITCH, IT'S STILL THE CATCHPHRASE

    By an adorable bunny,
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  16. You can pick your friends and you can pick your piano but you can't tuna your friends nose

    By an adorable bunny,
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  17. A penny for your thoughts. A nickel for your dreams. Would you take 80 dollars for the cordless vacuum cleaner?

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  18. Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be alive if and only if you can afford a peloton

    By an adorable bunny,
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  19. My life was a war that could never be won when they gave me a number and told me I had to wait in line for eight hours to get my drivers license renewed

    By an adorable bunny,
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  20. My pet parrot said "You're a better lover than my husband". Well joke's on him, I'm sleeping with the parrot's wife

    By an adorable bunny,
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  21. Knowledge is Power, Power is pain. If you don't understand I won't try to explain

    By an adorable bunny,
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  22. Fall is a four letter word in this house young man. And house is a five letter word!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  23. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush!

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  24. This just in... Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch. While backpack flapjack babies meet me outback we're gonna boogie.

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  25. The moonlighting magician gestured to the display at Banana Republic. “Pick a cardigan! Any cardigan!”

    By ForeignServer,
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