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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Vinegar tastes great on me fish 'n' chips, but only so-so on me piss 'n' shits.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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    • 247 views

  2. If you find yourself wanting to laugh at the following content, feel free. It is a comedy podcast and laughing is encouraged.

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
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  3. A Stepmom is better than no Mom, or so I’ve been told. My Dad was single.

    By SanHolo,
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    • 183 views

  4. Stick your bones inside my stones and squirt until you hurt me

    By DingDongMan,
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  5. Four in the pink and two in the stink? We'll take it from here, guys!

    By ButterBallDink,
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  6. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have Type 2 diabetes.

    By ButterBallDink,
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  7. Put your face-in the basin, your butthole in the toiletbowl, drop your nice pantz like Dennis Franz, spread your cheeks and let it leaks.

    By TartarAvenger,
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  8. i went to the emmys

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  9. I was in a tizzy when i learned what glizzy meant

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  10. What are water-coloring watercolor coloring crayons coloring if not water?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Don’t hate the playa, hate the beach game.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. When you told me that baker pinched a mean loaf, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I’ve been struggling with how bad I am at tying shoes, but I think I may have finally found a loophole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. A ghost horse floats into a bar. The bartender says “Why the l-l-l-long face?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A horse pole-vaults into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long stick?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. There once was a horse from Nantucket who walked into a bar. The bartender said “I’d never leave home if I were you!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Like superman my weakness is horses and a cripling sense of quadriplegia 

    By Foreignpony,
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    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  19. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 210 views

  20. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 218 views

  21. Do I dare disturb the universe? Still owes me 20 bucks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 210 views

  22. Do robots dream of electric sheep? Mine only says "Gleep zorp bwoop beep".

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 210 views

  23. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons, into this novelty toilet-shaped mug.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 197 views

  24. Welcome to THE THUNDERDOME. Please take your shoes off.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 186 views

  25. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 216 views
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