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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get your kicks, on Route Snorting Pixie Stix!

    By BecsFlex,
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  2. Lions, Tigers, Bears- triple h0micide.

    By BecsFlex,
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  3. "Buffalo" is a noun and a verb so the following sentence is technically true: I fucked a buffalo.

    By Chaz Deferens,
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  4. Who chews new blues on the booze cruise?

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. If you go down on the woods today, you're in for a big surprise. SPLINTERS IN YOUR MOUTH!

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Knock Knock. Who’s there? It’s Fran Drescher, and I’m sorry.

    By SanHolo,
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  7. If Would'ves and Can'ts Were Spiders and Ants, Then This Picnic Would Be RUINED!

    By Shart-Cream_SPF_50,
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  8. My name is Captain Lieutenant and I'm your Captain, not your Lieutenant, but I'm still in charge of you idiots

    By Harvey Catchatori,
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  9. Doctor, my nurts hurts!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. You aren't a true salesman until you wake up with a needle in your arm and a line of blow on your bedside table.

    By Chatterbox,
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  11. Lin-Manuel was playing wheelbarrow with your mom - and I was in the room where it happened, the room where it happened, the room where it happened.

    By ClitoralGlitz,
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  12. These silly fish get my silly wish and my wish is to dish, dish, dish

    By Fillmore Firmcore,   
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  13. Stay ahead of the curve. Stand in front of slides.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  14. Waka waka, who stole my maraca?

    By The-crawdaddy,
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  15. Are you powerbottoming 'em, my man? No, I'm spermicidin' 'em, mum.

    By squidlust,
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  16. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the dick, the whack of the sack, the crack of the bat. Ah, baseball.

    By squidlust,
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  17. Once upon a midnight dreary I spanked your mom and she called me dearie

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. When one door closes and another one opens, you may have a g-g-g-ghost!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Double, double, toil and trouble, yo mamma looks like Bryant Gumbel

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. The Chicken Crossed The Road Because The Doctor Was A Woman. Now Get Out Of Here, Pagliacci

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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  21. Rock ‘em sock ‘em jerk off ‘em until they jizz from their cloaca

    By Our Lady of Perpetual Thirst,
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  22. Mary had a little lamb, even though Ms. Steenburgen knew it was against a city ordinance

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  23. Chips, dips and pepperoni nips. All your football Sunday essentials all here at Walmart.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  24. Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. If it weren't for your torso, your neck would be your crotch.

    By Veni Vidi Victor,
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  25. As Yoda once said, "Man, you Hey Nong"

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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