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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My favorite Gary Oldman vehicle is Tinker Tailor I Hardly Know Her.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. For neither the first nor last time, I have gorged myself upon the flesh of my fellow man.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  3. Just like Inept Hippy George Washington, I cannot tie a dye.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. You'll beat the blues with a plate of chews but you'll get the browns from eating clowns.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Waiter waiter there's a flyboy in my soup.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. These shingles have got me lean, mean, and preoccupied with my spleen.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  7. Nothing can kill the Grimace, though I hear his uncle died from a terrible case of the shakes.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  8. An oversized tie-dye t-shirt with Bart Simpson passing you a blunt that says “I Can See Clearly Now My Brain Is Gone” is perfectly acceptable attire for casual Friday, I don’t understand why you’re firing me.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. Martin Scorsese gets a little crazy when you drop him on the dance floor bobe obe shabobe.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Did someone fart in here or are we finally having that leftover turkey?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  11. Mister Meester's yeasty keester, cheek one's a feast and cheek two's a greaser.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Plugbags are like assholes, Ben Schwartz sings annually about opening them up.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Munch and Judy - the puppet show origins of Richard Belzer's iconic detective. Coming soon to HBO Max.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Dog food for my dog, cat food for me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. One spank is an embarrassment; a thousand spanks is a rite of passage.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. My sanity hinged on the understanding that this was butter.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. As a stripper I miss the stage but it’s nice being able to twerk from home.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Here’s a tip, brush with a toothbrush made of floss to save time in the morning.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there — I even heard some oinks in my underwear.

    By FattWatson,
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  20. In the 90s, I had a Sega Genesis, a Sega CD, and a Genesis CD. I think it was Invisible Touch, if I remember correctly.

    By Fettuccine Wilfredo,
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  21. If you plantain to learntain, you must learntain to plannana.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Famous Amos had a famous heinous anus. A famous heinous anus, Famous Amos had. If Famous Amos didn’t have a famous heinous anus, Whose famous heinous anus did Famous Amos have?

    By Fettuccine Wilfredo,
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  23. Parents spanking their kids? Questionable. Kids spanking their parents? Unquestionably weird.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Don’t flick your beans before they hatch.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  25. Jiminy Cricket, my bean, you should flick it.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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