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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a plethora of erections.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. I shit on things I hate, cum on things I like, and sneeze on things I’m apathetic to. Anyway you slice it, you’re getting some sort of bodily discharge.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Stuck in a log I made friends with rocks. I got a catalog of nothing but socks so I buy a new pair every brand-new day and I won't give a care to your mama's dismay.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. He may mock or tease but if he’s a block, with a rock of cheese, I’ll talk with ease and squeeze the rock. I’d be Socrates while he sees and gawks. With my expertise I'm bound to shock. I won’t appease the pleas to talk.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. Ya gotta cool off with that froster freeze. Sip the fools broth, that oughta please.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. I hate the dawn when it peeks nosily over the unseen horizon, but soon, light hugs the sky blue and I assume it as a comfort.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 270 views

  7. Anyone up for tetanus?

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  8. My favorite game is the blame game.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 206 views

  9. Sitting in the tub. Blub blub blub. Sitting on the couch-o. Groucho groucho groucho

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 204 views

  10. Who's Afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Well Melvin's Pigs for a start. Poor oinkers never stood a chance. Divorce is hard on a farm.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 209 views

  11. Want to feel old? Can’t help you. Want to feel an old person? My grandparents are right here and they’re horny as hell.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 201 views

  12. If my dick won an Oscar it’d be for best short.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  13. When life gives you decks make decades. Which takes fucking ages man. Like ten years or sumpin'.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 192 views

  14. I like big boots and I cannot lie. You other brothers wear size nines.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 197 views

  15. Is it just me or are “big butts” never as big as you want them to be?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  16. If giving it away was as easy as a game of catch, I’d have more balls by now

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 268 views

  17. Ophelia neck, Ophelia knees, Ophelia stole your wallet and your keys

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 259 views

  18. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time - it’s enough to make man question his sauce intake

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 288 views

  19. Gimme a break, gimme a break, I’m a member of a labor union

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 255 views

  20. RU Talkin’ AC/DC to Me and Bobby McGee?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 205 views

  21. There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  22. You’ve got mail, but you’ll need magical plate armor, because that Beholder is coming in with a +16 melee attack bonus

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 199 views

  23. Make hey while the nong mans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 203 views

  24. Rub two sticks together you’ve got a fire. Rub two dicks together you’ve got a movie.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 197 views

  25. There’s nothing more attractive than confidence, other than horses.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 191 views
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