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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Waiter there seems to be a mistake – I ordered the bucket of Slim Jims

    By FattWatson,
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  2. Who replaced my bones with springs? Now I’m gonna be bouncing around all day

    By FattWatson,
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  3. Scotty from Savannah Tybee taffy Hunter Anna city squares and moss-a-rama cast thy pod you mama jama.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. iRobot, make fun of thy self

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  5. She up and did what I thought she did: she walked to Wabash and fought a squid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 185 views

  6. It's Star Trek Weaveathon time! Set your phasers to spun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. We used to pass around joints, now we pass around babies. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Misery Spoon Spoon is cancelled. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. A T-Rex with an ass like that is gonna be a DinoSORE when I'd done with it.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 203 views

  10. What's a man gotta do to get a mans poo

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  11. Look what I found at goodwill behind a pile of painted plates and under a stack of stained glass dildos, its comedy bang bang.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 257 views

  12. Titillate me, Captain.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Don’t knock it till you try it; just get in that ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. There’s a lot of lotion in the world, but not enough for for that.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. The gummies in my tummy did a rumbly when I saw that mummy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views

  16. If THAT’S what “occult stool sample” means, I’d better make a few phone calls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  17. You sunk my splattership!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. When making robot soup, remember beeps and boops beat beets and boots.

    By Schnickpot,
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  19. John Fogerty, revive thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  20. Saucy nugs, bone they self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  21. phrase submission, catch thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  22. Gas station attendant, pump thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  23. Galaxy s 7, auto correct thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  24. Officer, arrest they self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 212 views

  25. Pediatrician go back in time and heal thy self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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