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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ron Jeremy, fuck they self.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  2. If you beat me in putt-putt, I’ll give you dat nut-nut for your little butt-butt.

    By FattWatson,
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  3. It takes two, Baby: me and Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon

    By FattWatson,
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  4. Celebrity Chefs and Celebratory Chefs can sell a brats toy cake to me any day of the week.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. You can't make an omelette if you're Jason Mantzoukas.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. I’ve heard of COVID-18, but this is ridiculous!

    By FattWatson,
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  7. Absence makes the butt look rounder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Beep beep! Who got the keys to my chastity device?

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  9. Assumptions are like assholes—they make an ass out of you and me and holes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. There's nothing like a good metaphor my Papa alway said and then would beat us when we pointed out that was a simile.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Quoth the Raven, use code POE at checkout for 10% off.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Literary assholes are not literally assholes but you're dealing with the same level of shit so who gives a Tolstoy's?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 222 views

  13. Disembowelment is when you mock Martin Bowelment

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Buttholes are like assholes. They’re literally the same thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Saucy Nuggs for my real friends. Real Time With Bill Maher for my sauce friends.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Opinions are like assholes. I don't want to hear yours.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Catchphrases are like assholes. The sphincter loosens over time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Are you talking Look Who's Talking to the guy who was Lucas stalking? And will you accept a reverse charge call from the State Pen?

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Have I ever asked myself why I need a new catchphrase so badly? I mean, what volume of farcical meta-nonsense will actually satiate me?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If butts and nuts were putts and guts then the second half of this catchphrase would be nearly impossible to write.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. From “smell my finger” to “pull my finger”: the crassness of finger based humor.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Revenge is a dish best served with Cole Porter

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. So the idea is: Seinfeld crossed with John Mulaney. I call it "Mulaney"

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  24. You can pop my cherry, if by "cherry" you mean "red balloon" and by "pop" you mean "pop"

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 309 views

  25. Sleepwalking wet dreams are up and coming.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views
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