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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  2. Jelly me doughnut, jelly me bread, my jams all over the centerfold’s head

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 254 views

  3. “Murder most fowl!” cried the hunting conservationist.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
    • 1 reply
    • 299 views

  4. This teacup poodle I adopted’s a real son of a bitch.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  5. Fibrous foods get me in the mood, but Bean-o keeps my weeno meano.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views

  6. The obsequious partner of a cat-ear-wearing dominatrix is twice pussy whipped.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 180 views

  7. If you’re going to have sexual congress make sure you bring a Whip.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 187 views

  8. Itta Bena gave us BB King and Alton Texas Jimmy Dean. I think it’s about time I settled down and started a family right here in good old Booger Hole, West Virginia.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 303 views

  9. Every cloud has a prolapsed anus!

    By A Fish On Which to Wish,
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    • 226 views

  10. A bird in Iraq is worth two for George Bush.

    By A Fish On Which to Wish,
    • 0 replies
    • 218 views

  11. Butter my balls and put ‘em in the oven, I’m gettin’ hungry for a hot bowl of lovin’.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 214 views

  12. You can dip your junk in the batter, but be quick about it, mom’s making pizza bagels at three.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
    • 0 replies
    • 459 views

  13. Slimer? I barely ghostbuster!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  14. More like me and Julio down by your mom’s yard

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 221 views

  15. The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone / the leg bone’s connected to my man bone / my man bone’s connected to your mom bone

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  16. Today’s forecast: stormy with a chance of shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  17. I've got a bun in the oven, she's got a baby in the uterus but I'm pregnant and she's baking.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views

  18. "I'm walkin' here, forget about it" said the Brooklyn based Jedi, waving his hand at the stormtroopers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 268 views

  19. It’s not the size of the dongle, it’s how many times you lose it

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 274 views

  20. Give me licks in a dozen bars and I’ll plagiarize a blues song from 1925

    By hampaxthemorbid,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  21. A B C D E F G H I J K suck a pair of deez.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 233 views

  22. Hog-tied and ham, fisted. Had a scratch and the crabs itched it.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  23. My clit is on the whale.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 230 views

  24. Don’t go cuckoo over cocoons, turn it into a festoon. Look, I’ve got lemons here.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  25. When I feel down, I turn my frown around, and just HI-FIVE my Jon Lovitz sex doll!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
    • 0 replies
    • 201 views
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