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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I might be dumbfounded but it’s hard to say.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  2. Either think you can or think you can’t: either way, no one gives a shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  3. Third-rate romance, long Lake Pontchartrain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 215 views

  4. To boldly grow where no hair has grown before.

    By yung_hugz,
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  5. I’ll suck your dick for a Klondike Bar.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Surprised but honored to see today’s “Learn Spanish One Word Per Day” lesson trending on Twitter. #nomeansno

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  7. Either Jennifer Garner has Benjamin Button’s disease or Neutrogena makes some damn fine makeup.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Only 90's kids will get this; remember how crazy birth canals were during the Clinton presidency?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Let's put the nineties behindy and get naughty in the aughties!

    By ShirtyHose,
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  10. I see London, I see France - I lied, I only see Lincoln, Nebraska.

    By ShirtyHose,
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  11. Very exciting, very dangerous.

    By ShirtyHose,
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  12. I miss the days when "COVID" meant I was sharing a Blockbuster account with my parents.

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 175 views

  13. What's up, bratwurst?

    By ShirtyHose,
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    • 197 views

  14. If poops and scoops were salads and soups my dog would never go hungry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. If this and that were those and they then things would be quite different today.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. If Seths and Burts were candy and nurts my Blu-ray collection would be a naked QVC Christmas special.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. We could all wipe our asses differently and none of us would ever know.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Let's skip the flirtin' and get to squirtin'.

    By LawrenceOfALabia,
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  19. In the land of milk and honey, roving gangs of bees hunt cows for sport, wantonly slaughtering any that cross their path. 

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Ferrigno

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. “Everything come out okay?” I asked meinen Vater as he left das W.C.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. The title of this episode is “Baloney Money”. Stay tuned to find out why!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where seldom is heard a discouraging word but often is smelled an odiferous turd.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 206 views

  24. When you told me she went to town on that donkey, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Stickers shaped like butterscotches work the same as do most crotches: scratch and sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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