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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My name's Henry McCarty IV, but my friends call me Billy the Kid's Kid's Kid's Kid

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  2. Daylight ballad for my lady, day/night salad for my baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  3. If you want a magnificently chiseled man-figurine to fix all of your computers for a lower middle class wage, might I suggest going with the grown up ex-fat kid that you used to bully in middle school instead?    

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 371 views

  4. I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  5. Let's not beat around the bush... I'm here to skeet upon your tush

    By the constant pardner,
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  6. See that hottie, Scotty? If you slap her like Shatner, she'll sue you like Sulu.

    By A Nice Morning Blowjob,
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    • 195 views

  7. Welcome to THE THUNDERDOME. Please take your shoes off.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 233 views

  8. Moonlight - after a long day - QuickWipes(tm)

    By adamgryphon,
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    • 345 views

  9. I misunderstood the ENT when he told me he wanted to explore my throat with his long tube. Turns out he wanted a blowjob.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  10. The more you get dick, the more you need WIC.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 217 views

  11. I’ve always believed children should be seen and not have GERD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  12. People always notice my stiff upper lip but never thank me for my nimble dick. So I switched them around and boy, did that to the trick.

    By MurkyMcSwim,
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    • 201 views

  13. Based on what I've seen it doesn't seem like it's that hard to get a black belt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. I'm not expecting much out of life, just for all of my dreams to come true and my life to be perfect. As long as that happens I'll be happy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 212 views

  15. If my theory was correct and we made it to the other side, the catchphrase should be wrapping up right abooout...wait for it. Waaait for it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 234 views

  16. They say you can't throw your granny off a bus, but just you fuckin' watch me, grandpa!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 319 views

  17. A wine expert is referred to as “a sommelier” while a vodka expert is called “an alcoholic”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 248 views

  18. A broken clock is five o’clock somewhere.

    By MarkDowling,
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  19. Check the diape, find the stripe, use the wipe.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 206 views

  20. Hindsight is 20/20. I shouldn’t have eaten that can of Dinty.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 201 views

  21. POTUS owed us so SCOTUS blowed us.

    By LOLlard,
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    • 287 views

  22. Masturbation, fornication, vibration, salvation, ovation, urination and gyration. Welcome to my seven ation army.

    By JonathanBlakeSpotify,
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    • 299 views

  23. To be Maguire or to not to be Maguire, that is Spiderman's question.

    By JonathanBlakeSpotify,
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    • 279 views

  24. Kill two birds with one Stone, that's why Sharon's on trial for double homicide.

    By JonathanBlakeSpotify,
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    • 340 views

  25. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons, into this novelty toilet-shaped mug.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views
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