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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a metallurgist and an iron dealer. I both smelt it and dealt it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. It takes a Godzilla to raze a village.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Euripides' Shorts? More like Euripides' NUTZ.... got em.

    By Shitting Dick-Nipples,   
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    • 320 views

  4. Instant rice or instant ramen: sacrifice to Tutankhamun.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  5. All my cases are brief cases, said the arrogant lawyer.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. God removed Adam’s McRib so he could suck his own McDick.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Seething is beliebering

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I'm a very modern man. I still have an umbilical cord attached. Brand new. Ask me anything. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. The sands of time, the mud of space, the shit of gravity.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Austin Powers International Man of Vegetables. Do I make you corny baby?

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Hipster Revenge is a dish best served in a mason jar before it goes mainstream.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the back in the alley in five minutes. Tell no one. This goes all the way to the top.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. A dishy fishy is a haddock I'd get padlocked for.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Someday I’ll own a house with a yard I can piss in without getting arrested. Someday.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. And thus we find the dual function of the word “who,” as both rhythmic onomatopoeia of canine verisimilitude and as tireless and timeless interrogative, pressing us to question, among the chaos of primal vocalizations, who really DID let the dogs out?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. If you ask me, the summer is the worst time to 69.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. It's a pain to pop a pimple on yer poop-hole!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  18. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like John Turturro

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. The title of this episode is “The Long Wet Fart”. Stay tuned to find out why!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If farting was a law, I say, I dare I'd fart to fill the day! A million little fart parade! To smell and taste and touch and play!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  22. Mini-hands and mini-dicks with many hands and many dicks? I'm a tiny octopus with eight hands and a lot of dicks!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  23. Today's forecast: Chowdy with a chance of Skeet-balls.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  24. Sometimes I get so scared that people will stop tweeting, then I open twitter and a great sense of relief washes over me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Let's just say shadows cast upon a wall aren't the only thing that have been in Plato's cave recently.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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