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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Once on down'n Timbuktu a thief forged fire's stick's, severely angering night watchmen. 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. BONG RIP! COUGH! What if God is like hot-boxing the fuck outa Cali right now?! COUGH! God dammit God!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  3. Popping dimple pimples on impulse may leave limp seeping holes in skin, many Men ,of course, insist. Whilst some Women simply seem less intrinsically interested, several studies state statistics saying: "Non-controlled, soggy, sagging popped dimple-pimple

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  4. My salami with cheese-on-a-squa's the best sandwich I have tried alright!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  5. You really expect me to clean up that trail of semen? After I came all this way?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Tyler Durden? I hardly know whether that’s me or someone else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I like strap-ons and nature worship, they call me the peggin’ pagan.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. When I’m visiting Arizona and get upset I have a Tempe tantrum.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. “Ask me if I care,” scoffed Bedtime Bear.

    By TylerGarver,
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  10. everything is sunshine and rainbows, that is until the Molly wears off

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  11. I have more mental disorders than you could even know, maybe they'll approach me about a TLC show

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  12. she showed up missing a leg, just like a pirate I need to peg

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  13. All this time the theme song to Barney has been YANKEE DOODLE?!?!!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. smokers smoke and pokers poke, my grandmother must be a stroker

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  15. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, deez nuts resting on your chin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. my wife's boyfriend keeps drinking my red wine, I wish he would let me stay up past my bed-time.

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  17. A person who gets it doggy style doesn’t take it lying down.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I’d say you’ve contracted mud, but mud is not a contractable disease. However, mud butt is, and you’ve got it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Octerpus

    By Saltypaloma,
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  20. More often than not an off crab rangoon has got me caught in the lobby bathroom with a bit of poo poo gloom, bum bum go boom.

    By Milton Danger,
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  21. Shiver me timbers, that was quite an orgasm!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. My brain doesn’t understand who Kylie Minogue is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. I need a thong for my dong to hold it in place, it flops around like a big flaccid mace.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Let’s duck-rabbit this fuck habit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. "Hot Scott's motto is egalitarian, a shot of Motts Clamato is not vegetarian"

    By Milton Danger,
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