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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A horse walks into an airport bar. The bartender says “How long is your hayover?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  2. I fell into a burning ring of Spenser: For Hire

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 205 views

  3. Get a swivel pen in for Jeremy Piven.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 205 views

  4. Your salty fox won't get ya home with my faulty aux on saxophone. My trusty ox is on prednisone. If ya want the sauce we’ll throw the bone.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 208 views

  5. What you eat when on your feet affects what you do. Junk makes you feel like pounds of eel. Respect before you poo.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. Pick up a tune of the glockenspiel kind. Don't be a goon the water feels fine. It's that time o’ night, how it may be despite, the concerns with your yearns of wrong from right.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 192 views

  7. Walk softly and carry a big dick.

    By Spanky Gazpacho,
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    • 186 views

  8. If you’re going to capture Nick Nolte, you’re going to need a nick cannon and a nick cage.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 202 views

  9. You never know you’re low on floss until it’s too late.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 197 views

  10. Don't shout at a mobster who's fresh outta lobster!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 262 views

  11. In the name of the Frasier, the M*A*S*H, and the Third Rock From the Sun, Amen.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 225 views

  12. I've never slashed a tyre but I have tired of Slash.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 211 views

  13. Super Mario? I'll take the soup!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 210 views

  14. I see London, I see France, I get horny, I jack off.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 204 views

  15. Face it: A facetious faucet is the first facet of the faculty's facilities.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 184 views

  16. Twist and shout, rub one out, down the spout.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 231 views

  17. Don’t make me horny, you wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 239 views

  18. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My DONKEY!

    By reahraleau,
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    • 251 views

  19. DONK! Ouch!...My nards! Whaat a day I tell ya!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 234 views

  20. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 268 views

  21. Make hey while the nong mans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  22. Why is there even one way to skin a cat?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 245 views

  23. Scoot on the ground with your pants pulled down—and that’s how you do the Slug!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 226 views

  24. Quick! Lay on the shtick thick!! I'm shittin' bricks!!!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 234 views

  25. Mr. Gorbachev, eat out this clit!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 211 views
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