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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. From the womb to the tomb, honeycomb is the bomb. But please don’t give honey to infants under one year.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. If I’m not a horse whisperer, explain to me how this giraffe got on your roof.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Tacos, Burritos, Chips and Cheese...Alligator Soup and Bumble Bees Nuts

    By chicky-chicky-parm-parm,
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  4. No wonder rabbits are so horny: they’re always naked.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Get a better head of hair at Gregg Laird's Hair Share Extraordinaire

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  6. Ninety-nine percent of life is just stuff goin’ into holes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. That chardonnay had great mouthfeel, but how does shorty's neck feel?

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  8. I'll catch you off-guard and make you feel all vulnerable wit disarm.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  9. I’m trying to work but I’ve got all these cocks in my mouth. I sure wish someone would come here and knock them out for me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Despite all my rage I’m just trying to keep rats out of my tomato cage

    By ClydePants420,
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  11. If penis enlargement pills actually worked, would the world be a better or worse place?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. William Shatner face and now she has pink eye.

    By PatSplat,
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  13. The best things in life are free—that’s why I comped when I gave you VD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Let he who is without sin grab the last P’zone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. I don’t shut up, I blow up. And when I look at you…KA-BOOM!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. We took 10 of America’s hottest singles, loaded them onto a spaceship and flew it into the sun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape "dot gov".

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  18. My kids call my wife's boyfriend "dad" and it hurts my feelings

    By butch patrick's werewolf doll,
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  19. I don't know you, but I know how that throat sound.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  20. Oui! Lobster tart with a French autarch? Stinky farts from a Bonaparte.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  21. I do have an imaginary friend but unfortunately he's social distancing right now.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I'm aging like milk, but like an almond milk, so slightly better than regular milk.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Would you answer a hypothetical question?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. If Florida’s America’s dong, those are some real small testes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Pants down / On the ground / Whilst I clown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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