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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hello Darkness my old friend...you got that fifty bucks you owe me?

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  2. How much wood would a wood would wood if a wood would buffalo buffalo buffalo?

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

    By Spanky Gazpacho,
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  4. Please Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go but conversely please also Put Me To Sleep After You Come-Come.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. "Will you put a sock in it!?" I asked the Red Hot Chili Peppers as they were about to have sex.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Hey, Christopher Guest, Is it too much to ask for a respect-u-mentary every once in a while?!?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Here's the thing, It's time to wake up and smell the coffee, but don't drink it, coffee is for closers not rude thoughtless little pigs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Cradle to the grave? Don't mind if I do! This crib is cursed and I've got a mausoleum guy!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  9. Swerve in all swank cause my stature surely startles. A klepto and a klank with fractured metatarsals.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. Your sarcastic words are plastic, please grasp it from my basket. I won't carry this shit, no matter how fantastic.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  11. EAT your garbanzo, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. I'd like to play Devil's Advocate if I could, but I can't find my Al Pacino action figure anywhere.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. I just barely qualify as a medical anomaly in the world of dermatological dentistry. Just by the skin of my teeth.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Dear AirBnB, The insidious demons were delightful hosts. They made this BlumHouse feel like a BlumHome. 5 stars

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Ball’s on your court, your honor. What are you gonna do, dunk me into jail? Yeah, I’d like to see a worthless worm like you try. Go die.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. If you mess with Dafoe, you gotta go

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  17. Pac-Man has a Batman fetish

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. Make a new plan, Stan. Make a new ploby, Toby.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  20. If staying at home alone and talking to no one is cool now, then call me the Fonz!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  21. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  22. One by land, two if by sea, four if you're playing golf, but only 69 on the weekends.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  23. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  24. "Steady Eddie, Ripe-and-Ready". That's what the infant inmates used to call me in baby jail.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  25. Simon Cowell’s kitchen towel is covered in blood from a murder most foul

    By El Chico Malo,
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