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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Should I be worried that my pee tastes funny?

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 342 views

  2. Spider webs: the original source of home-spun wisdom.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 352 views

  3. Past-tense for my sex friends, sextants for my past friends. Hope you didn't get lost on the way to the midnight maritime orgy.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 1 reply
    • 274 views

  4. On the bowl I pay my toll, then stand and hand-wash ‘round the hole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 205 views

  5. I’m not saying the world has gotten worse but when I was a kid if you had a muffin and orange juice for breakfast people thought you were being healthy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 195 views

  6. We are in the throes of Auggie Doggy, and boy are my shorts soggy doggy.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 245 views

  7. Your corona, my Sharona.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 221 views

  8. It’s all fun and games until someone gets the squirts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  9. Cosmonauts go to space, astronauts go to the moon, but deez nauts go in ya mouth, bitch!

    By Paul Blart, Mall CEO,
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    • 199 views

  10. I’m always just a little bit disappointed

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 239 views

  11. You can’t unfuck a dead horse.

    By LOLlard,
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    • 335 views

  12. Let’s just say my ass has spent a lot of time in Red Lobster.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 225 views

  13. I put the oom in zoom, so listen as I boom, boom, boom. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 298 views

  14. Hey I'm Scott Aukerman and I'm not wearing pants anymore. Fuck you Bonobos.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 265 views

  15. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 235 views

  16. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 240 views

  17. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 220 views

  18. I always carry a gun when I’m menstruating, it’s a period piece.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 211 views

  19. Dog butt dogs but a dog’s butt, dawg, but dogs’ butts dog all butt dogs, y’all.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  20. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining, unless of course it IS raining, and in that case, piss away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views

  21. Two things you need to know about me, I’m very politically correct and my favorite sex position is reverse cowperson.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 220 views

  22. Oui, monsieur. We miss your wee, Miss Yurr.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 205 views

  23. Don’t be a shut-in, be a butt-in. Butt in my face, s’il vous plaît!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  24. Oh Candy Boy, how sweet thou fart.

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 377 views

  25. Get yourself a donkey, put it in a canoe, and paddle that ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 204 views
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