New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Yeehaw Meemaw!

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2. C-3-Penises and Fart-2-D-2 -- Now THAT'S a Star Wars!

   By Crunchy NutSkin, August 1, 2020
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3. Colon. Colon. Colon. You're pounding on my colon. It's getting really swollen. RAW HIDE!

   By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o, August 1, 2020
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4. Okay Gilgamesh, now that was epic.

   By TootyBut2DButt, August 1, 2020
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5. An anal toy is like a USB mic: both are plug-and-play.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, August 1, 2020
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6. NEOWISE-ing night: / Fetch decrees of submitted bills, / Catch the phrase and the summer thrills / In humor through the podcast-ridden land.

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7. Welcome friend, get ready for the thrill of a lifetime!

   By The Whisper Daddy, August 1, 2020
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8. It's Fuck'o'clock and we're about to blast off for the thrill of a lifetime!

   By The Whisper Daddy, August 1, 2020
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9. Clap those cheeks under the sheets and get ready for the thrill of a lifetime!

   By The Whisper Daddy, August 1, 2020
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10. Shit the spume and quit the room, lest someone smell thy foul perfume.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 31, 2020
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11. The Blue Whale is the largest animal to ever exist, (including dinosaurs), and weighs an average of 300,000 lbs (136,077 kgs).

    By GohperDick, July 31, 2020
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12. In darkest night, on tallest mountain, I saw her pissing, into the fountain.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 31, 2020
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13. Splish Splash I Was Taking A Bath While Watching Khan Wrath Right Into Kirk's Path

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic, July 31, 2020
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14. Hey Seth, can you explain TMNT 2 me?

    By Hank E. Pancake, July 31, 2020
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15. As incest porn is growing in popularity, weird shit is the new norm, why not listen to some more weird shit in those ol' ear holes while you pull it. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie, July 30, 2020
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16. Hi my name is Scott Aukerman and I got a poopy on my little butt!

    By Jizzy Gillespie, July 30, 2020
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17. Once upon a time, there was no comedy, then after years of trial and error, Scott Aukerman came pretty close. This was called the Big Bang... Bang. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie, July 30, 2020
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18. Once upon a time before comedy was known, nobody cackled, chortled, chuckled, nor cracked, there were no gut busters, knee slappers, slap-sticks, nor punchlines. Till one day, Stop Tacoman Sr. busted in his wife. This is known as the Big Bang... Bang. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie, July 30, 2020
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19. Flip Flap and Nip Nap we're walking down the street, just the other day when they ran into Pete. Pete said hi when they were nigh, they slipped on a Banana and it was kinda funny. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie, July 30, 2020
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20. If you wake up on the wrong side of the sheets then roll over to the other side and maybe you won't have such a shitty attitude. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie, July 30, 2020
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21. If loving you is Ali Wong, I don't wanna be Jack White

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, July 30, 2020
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22. Given enough time, a room filled with chimpanzees will write the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless, of course, one of those monkeys has a venereal disease, in which case, they won't last long.

    By LARDdischarge, July 30, 2020
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23. I tried to follow my dreams but they got a restraining order against me.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 30, 2020
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24. Don’t think of me as impotent, think of me as al dente.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 30, 2020
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25. I hate being the third wheel when I hang out with friends, especially once the sex starts.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 30, 2020
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