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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm not sure how this machine works.

    By YouUsedToUseYoutubeToYoutubeU2,
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    • 299 views

  2. Blaming your pants for making your butt look fat is very petty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. There’s nothing more embarrassing than cumming on your own face, except for cumming on your own face while on Jeopardy. That Trebek is a real kink-shamer.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 219 views

  4. If something is as something does then my penis is a communist since it has failed every time it was tried.

    By Philmccrackn,
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  5. A hand in the bush is a triple bogie in golf but it’s an albatross in the sheets

    By Philmccrackn,
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    • 335 views

  6. Slap my face and call me Sally, I'll shake your hand and thank ya, pallie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. A French patootie tickles your Doug Flutie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 234 views

  8. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A doctor a day keeps Humana paid.

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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    • 338 views

  9. Are you as jazzed as I am jizzed?

    By Dead Sea Squirrels,
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    • 293 views

  10. Make thumb love not thumb war.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 234 views

  11. If you want to read more books, I'd recommend reading shorter books.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 203 views

  12. I've got an addictive personality; people can't get enough of my personality.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  13. Piss up a rope? Don’t mind if I do!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 213 views

  14. Milk milk lemonade around the corner is just a bloody mess.

    By Space jamming,
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    • 275 views

  15. If loose lips sink ships, we really need to rethink our boat patchwork strategy.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 237 views

  16. Spread thighs, full erection, and I still can't lose my virginity. 

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 233 views

  17. Eenie meenie miny and moe were all mauled to death by a tiger, wouldn’t you know.

    By Space jamming,
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    • 261 views

  18. Let’s just say that, from an ornithologist’s point of view, turkey is my least favorite food.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 200 views

  19. Seatbelts Save Lives. Chastity Belts Save Wives.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 367 views

  20. A wizard orgasms precisely when he means to, welcome to comedy bang bang.

    By Sophie Ellis-Texter,
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    • 206 views

  21. My girlfriend asked me to help her put her donkey to bed, so I sang "Swing Low," and that shit goes deep, so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep..

    By NVMcHAwk,
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    • 322 views

  22. When a mommy and Daddy love each other very much. They fuck and have babies, get a warm cozy house, and the such. Isn’t that a beautiful thing, I don’t mean to be crass. Except when the mommy and daddy are pinworms and that nice cozy home is your ass.

    By Space jamming,
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    • 244 views

  23. There’s more than one way to skin a cat but there’s no wrong way to suck on a chili dog.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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    • 202 views

  24. Hot, sweaty, and nude; no curtains, no problems!

    By unoclay,
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    • 243 views

  25. It’s nice when mice come from owls’ bowels, ‘cause buddy, I study the turds of birds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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