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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sure, Polly wants a cracker, but I don't indulge the whims of pejorative pushing poultry.

    By Junk Fungus,
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  2. Howdy, hot link! Bonjour, bratwurst! ...ARRGH!  I can't take this charade any longer!...there will never be another "What's up, hot dog!"  This frankfurter finessing has been fruitless!  Sayonara, sausage seekers!

    By Junk Fungus,
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  3. Due to the national coin shortage all ass pennies are now back in circulation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. What can I do you for? …Really? That much?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Could someone please explain to me how the Street Sharks were able to breathe on land?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Memorex.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

    By conditionpoodler,
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  8. Tubs of tofu are frequently so few that I’m tempted to buy two—one for me, and one for you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. “I don’t believe in wearing a mask. I just do it to fit in,” said the Phantom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 232 views

  10. Stunk between a skunk and a fart place.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  11. Do not cast your squirrels before pine, they’ll go nuts.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  12. Bikers must yield to walkers. Walkers must yield to horseback riders. Paper covers rock. You sunk my battleship.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  13. Who knew He knew before everyone knew? I did! That's who. Because He's effing Me (And How)!

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  14. FADE IN. Interior: Podcast Studio. Silence.  SMASH CUT to: Catchphrase. 

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  15. I had a dream about Shrek last night. I'd tell you about it, but it's not that kind of show.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  16. Did you know that Mister T's full catchphrase was "I pity the fool who shits in the school"?

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. It was hands down the best way I’ve ever had my hands chopped off.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Mike Nessermiths? A whole mess of Mike Nessermiths!

    By Fartface,
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  19. Well, that’s none of your beeswax. If it were, then it would be with your bees in your beehive, buddy.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  20. I've murdered 83 other Pugfuglys to get to where I am today.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  21. In my 40s crushing 40s with the boys (we lookin' sporty). What's that, officer? Yes, I have my ID right here, may I vote now?

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  22. Bottle of red, bottle of white and that’s all the blood and semen my hospital will need tonight.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. In-Between My Legs Looks Like Scrambled Eggs

    By El Chico Malo,
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  24. Why did the Chicken cross the road? To use the toilet and drop a load!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  25. Don’t get mad, get Glad. Don’t get offendys, get Wendy’s.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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