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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wrap Your Arms Around Me, Jane. Shake Your Rump. That's how I like my Barenaked Ladies

    By LouSassel,
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    • 206 views

  2. Get off my lawn!

    By LouSassel,
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    • 201 views

  3. I saw a baseball sized spider, it was terrifying, then I saw a spider sized baseball; equally terrifying.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 222 views

  4. Misery loves Company and Carrie loves Sweeney Todd.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 266 views

  5. Fart not, lest ye get mud butt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Chuck E. Cheese memoir: / Swarming hordes of farting kids / Stole my Skee-Ball tix.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 229 views

  7. What’s good for the meshugas is good for the Michigander.

    By LOLlard,
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    • 353 views

  8. It’s only worth getting a warranty for your penis if it’s extended.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 218 views

  9. Rupaul is trying to make drag racing an Olympic sport.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 244 views

  10. Being a chick magnet is fun until you work with another chick magnet and you magnetically repel each other.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 214 views

  11. M. Night We're Gonna Party Like It's Shyamalanty-nine!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  12. I did it all for the Nookie so you could eat my cookie

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 275 views

  13. Sippy, Slippy, Snippy. Now you have a botched vasectomy

    By DickSplinters,
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    • 337 views

  14. Ya gonna like the way ya shook, I Karen tea it.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 248 views

  15. Accidents will happen, all you can eat. Happy slapping while caught napping, Lets put away those teats.

    By billy_dontknow_which_waytoblow,
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  16. I think the sign is perfectly clear: “CDs, Nuts for Sale.” What’s not to understand?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. You make me sick. Not the fun sick where you lay in bed eating soup and watching Cheers, the bad sick, where you have diarrhea so stinky your wife leaves you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 240 views

  18. Prepare to have your funny-bones ticked, your knees slapped and while you’re distracted your left kidney removed and sold for a profit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. If at first you don't succeed, put new socks upon your feet. But if at twice you fail once more, rub your dick against a door.

    By the constant pardner,
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  20. If all these lawsuits were three-piece suits I'd stop getting sued for indecent exposure

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 204 views

  21. Let's raise the roof and lower the minimum wage!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 222 views

  22. I’m a scat man. And by “scat” I mean animal feces. Skibbity be bop dip dap. I love shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 263 views

  23. The best is yet to come. Not saying your second best. But you just came, and I have not.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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    • 431 views

  24. Always be prepared. Travel with the “Best of Cher” and always be prepared.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 245 views

  25. Don’t be a stick in the mud, be a log in a bog.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 231 views
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