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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Beans beans they’re good for your heart the more you eat the better it is for your heart.

    By Space jamming,
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    • 281 views

  2. See you later, alligator! In a winkle, tinkle dinkle!

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 287 views

  3. Don't roll the dice on sharing a hat, cuz I have lice and you don't want that

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 268 views

  4. What's up Ninja Turtle?

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 253 views

  5. A vampire who backs bare-assed into a crucifix has hot cross buns.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 346 views

  6. “Cereal AGAIN?” said the dog.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 298 views

  7. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek. Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 219 views

  10. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with his terrible terrible words.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 249 views

  11. On your mark, get set, fart!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 205 views

  12. One does not simply walk into Mordor and come up with CBB's newest catchphrase

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  13. Other countries need to start posting videos of their citizens saying dumb shit. That would make me feel a lot better.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. One must never forget the spice trade.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. When you're a cowboy and you break up with someone, that's new boot scootin. When you have fancy potatoes, that's patoot au grutin, but when you take too much tylenol, that's "damn, dawg IM BOOFIN".

    By Imgoblins,
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    • 206 views

  16. Hold on to your dogs, it’s about to get HOT!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 220 views

  17. A murder of crows… A pride of lions… An assload of baboons.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views

  18. Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Entertain

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 231 views

  19. If a dollar falls in its worth and no-one is around, does it devalue the pound?

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 222 views

  20. Oompa Loompa, Unpaid Labour, Marilyn Monroe!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 200 views

  21. Porkin' swine to sty: what a way to make a piggin'!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 208 views

  22. What's down cool cat? It's the 13th hour

    By Longform tragedy,
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    • 222 views

  23. I’m all about two things; lukewarm beer and average sized titties.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  24. If cleanliness is next to godliness, call my balls the devil.

    By Botchedcrotch,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  25. I just took a T&A test, turns out I'm 100% two tits

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 211 views
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