New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Teenage Turtles, go go go! Mutant Ninja Turtles, save the world!

   By The Whisper Daddy, July 13, 2020
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2. We're going to make this a short one since I've got to shit.

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3. Not to brag, but my father runs the local lottery so I'm pretty much guaranteed to never be stoned to death by the community.

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4. If Paris is burning then my loins are churning.

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5. Gassed in the ass by a blast from the past.

   By AirWreckGerKey, July 13, 2020
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6. I thought I heard the doctor incorrectly, but I indeed have Cat-Scat Fever.

   By 3scompany4throomate, July 13, 2020
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7. Aquaman may have his abs, but Aukerman has his abstinence pledge!

   By E-Bro The Letter, July 13, 2020
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8. Red eye by night: travelers’ delight. Brown eye by morning: toilets take warning.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 13, 2020
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9. “Orange, you going to invite me in?” asked the vampire fruit bat.

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10. Could it be? The secret ingredient is the journey not the destination.

    By MisterOriginality, July 13, 2020
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11. Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the blood of a raccoon on my front bumper. Yikes.

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12. If you live in an impoverished rural area, work a blue collar job and society doesn’t respect you; you might be a redneck.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 13, 2020
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13. When you get a new laptop always play the song Loser to make sure it passes the “Beck Dell” test.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 13, 2020
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14. Monkey scratch bum, sniff finger, fall out tree. Monkey lie down, lift legs, drink own pee.

    By Queef Witherspoon, July 13, 2020
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15. The Unexamined Life is Not Worth Living

    By Queef Witherspoon, July 13, 2020
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16. From the tallest mountain to the shallowest grave. From the deepest ocean to the smallest puddle of milk.

    By MisterOriginality, July 12, 2020
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17. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat, July 12, 2020
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18. It’s not that I don’t like your magic act, I just don’t think your child’s custody hearing was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains, July 12, 2020
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19. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat, July 12, 2020
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20. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat, July 12, 2020
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21. It’s not that I don’t like your breakdancing, I just don’t think your Grandma’s funeral was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains, July 12, 2020
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22. It’s not that I don’t like your slam poetry, I just don’t think your father’s intervention was the right place for it.

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23. If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain you may be a white girl from Santa Monica's tinder profile.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 12, 2020
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24. With all this talk about masks Jim Carrey and Eric Stolz are making away like bandits.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 12, 2020
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25. Let's keep social distancing after the quarantine. The virus may go away but your Velveeta cheese breath won't.

    By Edward James Almost Famous, July 12, 2020
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