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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's a hard life for a limp turd like me.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 250 views

  2. Lend me your stuff, and I'll give it a fluff. Lend me your junk, and I'll clean off the gunk.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 214 views

  3. Cast the past fast past the cast of F.A.S.T.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 217 views

  4. Public showers bring dick browsers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 220 views

  5. There’s something so masturbatory about jerking off to your own erotica.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 212 views

  6. I would if I could but I wouldn't if I couldn't

    By Fuzzyvibes,
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    • 216 views

  7. God only knows how she attaches two pieces of paper together. She glues in mysterious ways.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 211 views

  8. BloodSugarSexMagicHairSaltDogFarts

    By RimjobJimbob,
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    • 213 views

  9. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, my mommy changes my full diapee

    By RimjobJimbob,
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    • 203 views

  10. The Mailman mends my damaged mail, but the milkman milks his pelvic tail

    By RimjobJimbob,
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    • 198 views

  11. Guess what, who has, two of? I barley know what Two is!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 232 views

  12. If the coochie smells like hoochie, call me John Belushi cuz it’s about time to rewatch Animal House

    By dickcheesecake,
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    • 266 views

  13. Penis

    By dickcheesecake,
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    • 266 views

  14. Marshmallows? No thanks. I prefer my marshes mellow.

    By dickcheesecake,
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    • 225 views

  15. If you’ve got a bone to pick I suggest you leave me a bone to lick

    By dickcheesecake,
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    • 226 views

  16. The Flash is an okay tv show if you just ignore the plot holes

    By dickcheesecake,
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  17. I wonder if the Phantom of the Opera goes out now for a walk if he has to wear a mask over his mask or is his sufficient? What about Richard Harrow?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  18. It's so hot right now my dog asked if she could get a haircut and she's hairless.Also, yeah she's a talking dog.  

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  19. And now I'd like to tell you about our new podcast Did HoobaReallyStank Or Is The Stank Re Me?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 246 views

  20. Catch THIS, assholes!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. I’ll ketchup your mustard if you relish my mayonnaise.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 201 views

  22. Keep It Simple, Dummy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  23. He made a list and checked it twice but forgot to check his beard for lice

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 231 views

  24. 1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush is not an excuse to piss into your hands.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 259 views

  25. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and stop making me cupcakes in the bathroom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views
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