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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Imagine my surprise when Shrek dropped from a clear blue sky and landed on the other end of the seesaw, propelling me skyward. I'm still flying even as I type this.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  2. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, buckle my door. Five, six, hey I don't think I know what buckles are for.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  3. I'm a little teapot short and stout. My handle's swollen, I think it's gout.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  4. If you're happy and you know it cream your shorts.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  5. It's the show you keep trying to get your partner to like - but you always forget to vet each episode to make sure it's a good one...

    By Mr. Direction,
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  6. Expect more from your comedy podcasts. Just don't get your hopes up

    By Mr. Direction,
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  7. Your Mom may be a ho, but it's not that kind of show

    By Mr. Direction,
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  8. Dame Judi Dench, had a lame booty stench, that did flourish, and fester, and linger. So she parted her cheek, without having to peek, where inside she had stuck her big finger

    By Mr. Direction,
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  9. If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts then butts would be nuts and we'd all be pooping little sperms.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  10. Under the sheets and between the buns, look out mattress - incontinence can strike at any age.

    By SweetBabyA,
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  11. A chicken in every Schnickpot and a Colfax on every ear of corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Podcast or Codcast - they both smell funny to me

    By Mr. Direction,
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  13. Beware the old lady ...

    By adamgryphon,
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  14. Hurt people hurt peeholes

    By Tall Jeff Tonguekiss,
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  15. There's a special place in Hell for the wicked who refused to curb their lustful appetites in life's thorax issues. It's called the Hell's Center for Minor Cardiothoracic Surgery.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. There's a special place in Hell for those who endure terrible agony because of the sins they committed in life's trash. It's called the Hell Dump.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Roger waters George's bush and Robert's plant.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. A staccato note is a short but impactful sound; a sort of musical chode, if you will.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Do not trick-or-treat gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against your recent keto diet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Pull out all the stops; put in all the starters; and pop, lock, ‘n’ drop it. RIP Huey.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Two, four, six, eight…watch that stock depreciate!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. I may only be a little footnote, but it’s an honor to be annotated.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  23. Does it aways taste bad when O.J. Simpson brushes his teeth?

    By ashvsevildads,
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  24. Help me move. There's a drug in it for you.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 217 views

  25. Walnuts are just almonds with cancer.

    By LARDdischarge,
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