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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Illegally porked in a no bacon zone

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 185 views

  2. It's my way or the highway, and it's rush hour - so you can drive illegally in the HOV lane or just do what the fuck I said

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 188 views

  3. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to. And you’ll cry if I say so. One person must always be crying. Real tears. It will be weird and sad, and if you’re hearing these words, all of the doors are now locked from the outside. The sadness begins in 3...2..

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 264 views

  4. Two things you need to know about me, I never use innuendo and let’s just say I like to communicate with my tongue.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 219 views

  5. I can’t speak sign langue but I can speak Sein-language and what’s the deal with that?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 218 views

  6. You get butter from a female cow and nutter butter from a male cow.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 226 views

  7. This guy puts the penis in “I just got my penis stuck in a watermelon.”

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 212 views

  8. How many fucks could a woodchuck give, if a woodchuck could give fucks?

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 195 views

  9. Too much woodchuck chucking and not enough woodchuck fucking makes it hard to make more woodchucks

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 189 views

  10. Hi Ho, the Dairy-O... Keep makin' my milk money, bitch!

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 205 views

  11. Well slap my buns together and stick a pickle in me!

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 197 views

  12. Pick up a tune of the glockenspiel kind. Don't be a goon the water feels fine. It's that time o’ night, how it may be despite, the concerns with your yearns of wrong from right.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 254 views

  13. Smack a bag of Franzia and that’ll quit your grumbles, ‘cause that's the way Hansel and Gretel’s cookie crumbles.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 248 views

  14. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 227 views

  15. Grandpa died doing what he loved: Getting hit by cars.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 407 views

  16. Forget the Miranda rights, I want to hear those Samantha rights.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 364 views

  17. You can lead a horse to water, but you must have massive upper-body strength if you intend to drown it.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 400 views

  18. Four out of five dentists agree...that last guy had it coming to him.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 349 views

  19. Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the penis mousetrap!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  20. There are some things bodies CAN make into poop. For everything else, there’s corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  21. Häagen-Dazs ice cream? I hardly had any!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views

  22. Keeping it clean

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 274 views

  23. For Father's Day

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 252 views

  24. Fairytale Corner

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 260 views

  25. Golfing Goddess

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 269 views
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