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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Trapping a fart in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

    By Shart Attack,
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  2. Check out these incredible catchphrase suggestions. Number 6 will leave you engorged

    By Shart Attack,
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  3. My battery ran out but it said it would be right back after it got some cigarettes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. You be the nine, I’ll be the six, let naught come between us, but our mouths and our dicks.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Take out your willy and let’s get silly.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Insult me again and I’ll light your ass up like a gaffer on a porn set.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Go from mommas boy to ladies man in two easy steps. Emancipate yourself then bone your mom.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  8. I've said it before and I'll say it again: that's what makes it a catchphrase.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  9. Sleepy the dwarf dove off the fleet wharf when weepy white writers flew west

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  10. Feral hogs fear not hot dogs

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  11. "Periwinkle wrinkles," Winkler, rinkside, winked

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  12. Champagne for my real friends and Clamato for my sham friends

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  13. I’m sorry, Mr. Rooster Juggler, but when you said you had a cock and two balls, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. And those times on the beach, when you only had one in the stink, the dice man was carrying youuuu ahhh goooosh.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Cameron, Russell, and thats it. Two counted Crowes. Was that so hard?

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  16. Sir, that's not macaroni salad, that is my divorce docket.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  17. If you want to eat a cracker covered in poo, then why dont you go and take shit... and put it on a ritz

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  18. I hated learning about Caligula in school but my wife sure seems to enjoy it

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  19. If that was Ferris Buellers day off then sign me up for a day on.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  20. When birds do it, it’s always butt stuff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  21. I never claimed to be a blue-haired clown with a compulsive spending problem.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Every morning I wake up believing today's the day I find my third nipple.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  23. He who makes and runs away will have less pain than he who stays. This has been a public service announcement for the Prevention of Hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. To dawdle on the bowl, my boy, evokes the wrath of hemorrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Remember the three steps to hemorrhoid prevention: sit, shit, and git.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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