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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let me run to the store, get a rodent butt, and keep it for myself because I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down her leg. Little chickie cried, little chickie begged, little chickie called PETA and now I'm serving 5 months for animal cruelty

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  3. In Honor of the most annoying fan base in podcasting raising almost $60k for social justice, I’m Parkin Glotscott, welcome to comedy bang bang, but I really just need to get to my car.

    By Electric_ian,
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  4. Daffy and Bugs Smoked Some Nugs to Feel A Little Laffy

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  5. What's the story, Morning Glory? Whats good, Morning Wood?

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  6. Less scum, more bags!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. Eye of the tiger, nose of a dog, give me a buck and I'll show you my hog.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  8. When I was your age, I had to walk to see-saw school uphill both ways.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. I misunderstood you when you said you wanted a pizza ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. To each her own, but if peach, freestone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I Would Put P and E together. Students, Welcome to Gym Class

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  12. They won't tell you this, but YMCA actually stands for Your Mom's Curvy Ass

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. One man’s scrotum is another man’s balls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Open the door, 200 pounds of poop on the floor—somebody forgot to walk the dinosaur!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. What rough me slouches toward your mom’s house to bump beasts?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get a cup. For like, tea or whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. What? A calculator?! Not on my watch!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. One fish, two fish, brown fish, poop fish

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Turn the other cheek… No, the OTHER cheek!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. If two wrongs don't make a right, I have been doing my taxes all wrong.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  21. Walken Talken Gawken, Stalken, & Caulken. Of course that is Macaulay m'dear boy.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 269 views

  22. Donging it, and donging it, and donging it well.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 237 views

  23. Forget finding a wife, I'm skipping the middleman and just buying a pillar of salt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. If you think sexual intercourse is great wait till you try some other types of intercourse.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Instead of enlarging my penis I’m just going to shrink the rest of my body.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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